near death encounter with spider
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Archimedes
Veteran XV
Zach you rock 
If anyone saw that pic yesterday of that guy who's thumb looked like a split hotdog after being bitten by a brown recluse spider, get this: I told a friend about how sick it looked and she told me she'd heard of some chick who got bitten on the nose by a brown recluse and almost all her face got eaten off by the poison
There was spider genocide going on in my house till midnight last night
There was spider genocide going on in my house till midnight last night
|Blitzkrieg|
Veteran XX
Being of another species, I think the word would be "xenocide"
You may soon come to the chilling realization, that if a spider of such astounding size, and bloodthristy mein were indeed in your house for some time, what else was it eating?
You must now ask the question, that, having eliminated this fearsome predator from the fragile ecosystem living in the shadows of your home, what have you done? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
You must now ask the question, that, having eliminated this fearsome predator from the fragile ecosystem living in the shadows of your home, what have you done? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Beren said:
I can attest to the absolute ineptitude and baseless fear and ignorance of the average American towards anything that isn't cute or fuzzy.
You people wouldn't last three minutes in the dark places of the world, and it is that fact that will let me walk all over you when my era finally arrives...all I need to do is bring a couple of snakes and spiders and even the U.S. Army can't touch me.
[Rogue]MiScHiEf
Veteran X
Return of a legend:
And as for the whole brown recluse thing, anyone saying someones entire face gotten eaten away by one either has a.) a friend who's too retarded to go to the doctor when the tip of her nose started to rot and become necrotic, or b.) has no idea how brown recluse poison works. The only time those bites become really dangerous is when they happen in "hard to see" parts of the body, as the bite itself is largely painless.
And as for the whole brown recluse thing, anyone saying someones entire face gotten eaten away by one either has a.) a friend who's too retarded to go to the doctor when the tip of her nose started to rot and become necrotic, or b.) has no idea how brown recluse poison works. The only time those bites become really dangerous is when they happen in "hard to see" parts of the body, as the bite itself is largely painless.
