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The professional bike rider is here to save the world

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You know, lemon being a cyclist puts so much into perspective. There’s no more selfish, entitled, arrogant and toxic individual on the planet than a middle aged man in lycra.
 
There’s something to say about people who enjoy rock hard object being rammed against their sphincter for hours on end.

No, they’re cyclists, not some bizarre BDSM cult.
 
I have participated in and completed the 200 mile 1 day Seattle to Portland bike ride on three occasions. By myself. No little line of faggots worried about "drafting" which is code for butt-sex. You don't feel anything anywhere after the first few hours.
 
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There’s something to say about people who enjoy rock hard object being rammed against their sphincter for hours on end.

No, they’re cyclists, not some bizarre BDSM cult.

Confirmed. Fat cunt rides a bike with just the seat post.
 
There’s something to say about people who enjoy rock hard object being rammed against their sphincter for hours on end.

No, they’re cyclists, not some bizarre BDSM cult.

probably not as much to say as about people who talk about cycling while masturbating to how this connects to anal
 
The crazy cyclists are "The Shavers". You know the dudes. The ones that shave their legs to be more "aerodynamic". Yeah. Closely followed by anyone worried about the weight of the bike. Just STFU, mostly follow the rules and ride the fucking bike. It's not a fashion show. FFS
 
Down here, we have the posers. You see them every sunday. They are usually in packs of like 20. Middle aged guys on $3k+ road bikes, dressed in head to toe official tour de france lycra outfits, most of them are far to fat to be wearing anything like lycra. They take up the entire lane of the road, when there is a defined bike lane they should stay in, but the bike lane isn't wide enough that they can ride 5 across so they can really get that 'racing' feel...at 8 mph on their way to starbucks
 
Down here, we have the posers. You see them every sunday. They are usually in packs of like 20. Middle aged guys on $3k+ road bikes, dressed in head to toe official tour de france lycra outfits, most of them are far to fat to be wearing anything like lycra. They take up the entire lane of the road, when there is a defined bike lane they should stay in, but the bike lane isn't wide enough that they can ride 5 across so they can really get that 'racing' feel...at 8 mph on their way to starbucks

This is why God made large trucks and cow-catchers.
 
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