i am a copy and paste master
The professional bike rider is here to save the world
i am a copy and paste master
The professional bike rider is here to save the world
There’s something to say about people who enjoy rock hard object being rammed against their sphincter for hours on end.
No, they’re cyclists, not some bizarre BDSM cult.
There’s something to say about people who enjoy rock hard object being rammed against their sphincter for hours on end.
No, they’re cyclists, not some bizarre BDSM cult.
Down here, we have the posers. You see them every sunday. They are usually in packs of like 20. Middle aged guys on $3k+ road bikes, dressed in head to toe official tour de france lycra outfits, most of them are far to fat to be wearing anything like lycra. They take up the entire lane of the road, when there is a defined bike lane they should stay in, but the bike lane isn't wide enough that they can ride 5 across so they can really get that 'racing' feel...at 8 mph on their way to starbucks
yo juggs maybe cycling makes them fee like less of a fat tub of shit
or something