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Stig
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Old
281 - 03-24-2005, 12:24
Quote:
Originally Posted by Falhawk
true, she's a ****ing artist at it
Just imagine if you could suck your own dick though...so much leverage lost for the wife/gf

gf: "thats it, you're on the coach tonight u bastard" *slam*

you: "...****ing YES!"
 
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Iason
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282 - 03-24-2005, 12:29
I believe it

it's too good to be fake

post some better pics tho for authenticity
 
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Mister Nobody
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283 - 03-24-2005, 12:43
He touched the man****-covered vibrator. Zoz.
 
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Special---K
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Old
284 - 03-24-2005, 12:45
I believe it
way stranger things have happened

this guy need to get ****ed up royally

although to resolve the situattion peacefully you should send him a note that says
"I don't want to fight, I just want you to give me lessons"
 
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UgotME
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285 - 03-24-2005, 13:04
damn, for all of u here envying about this guy sucking his own ****....

what U want to swallow tooo??

sick..

and one thing no one ever said... u think a girl who owns her own vibrator would'nt mind seeing this act done...
 
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VashioStampede
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286 - 03-24-2005, 13:05
Need more pics.

and if this IS bs but this man will key his car and put **** on his windshild to take pictures just for us...props to him
 
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Tremorkill
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287 - 03-24-2005, 13:06
Quote:
Originally Posted by UgotME
damn, for all of u here envying about this guy sucking his own ****....

what U want to swallow tooo??

sick..

and one thing no one ever said... u think a girl who owns her own vibrator would'nt mind seeing this act done...
wtf ban this member
 
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rahan
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288 - 03-24-2005, 13:16
Even if this is bs, it's still ****ing funny!
You made my day
 
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nSpectre
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289 - 03-24-2005, 13:18
Quote:
Originally Posted by UgotME
damn, for all of u here envying about this guy sucking his own ****....

what U want to swallow tooo??

sick..
Welcome to Tribalwar, meber
 
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ScooBySnaCk
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Old
290 - 03-24-2005, 13:19
we need an update ASAP
 
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Soldevi
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291 - 03-24-2005, 13:21
updates and new pics to keep the epicness rolling
 
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pahuyuth
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292 - 03-24-2005, 13:24
Seth 1 , pahuyuth 0

As stupid as the mother****er is, he has won this round.

I talked to Megan again. She wasn't very happy to be speaking with me because apparently Seth got one of his cronies to corroborate his stalking accusation. I've never met this friend of Seth's but Megan seems to think he's a stand up guy, even though he hangs out with a self fellating jackass liar. She said that it is looking more and more like I'm making all of this **** up to undermine her relationship with him. I told her that it would be much more effective to just go beat his ass (if I was that type) or to make up something slightly more believable if I wanted to do that. Her reply was "That's what you want me to think. You're betting that I'll believe this because it is so over the top." I couldn't even respond to that. She then said "Which is more likely, Scott? That Seth was sucking his dick in my home or that you're just a jealous ex determined to break us up? Don't contact me again until I have time to think things through some more. Don't bother Seth, either." Then she hung up on me.

I'm at a disadvantage here because I have no witnesses or proof other than the notes he left and the damage to my car, which I can't really prove was done by Seth. Unfortunately, the dildo is gone. I put it in the outside trash bin so that Megan's little sister wouldn't find it in the house, but the trash was collected today. I should have listened to everyone's advice and retrieved it when I had the chance.

I never thought I would be wishing I could pull a lubed and **** smeared dildo out of the trash.

I think it is time to go Seth hunting.
 
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Iason
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293 - 03-24-2005, 13:25
you should have not told Megan anything, and just called the cops when he keyed your car.
 
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P Masta Flex
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294 - 03-24-2005, 13:27
Quote:
Originally Posted by pahuyuth
Seth 1 , pahuyuth 0

As stupid as the mother****er is, he has won this round.

I talked to Megan again. She wasn't very happy to be speaking with me because apparently Seth got one of his cronies to corroborate his stalking accusation. I've never met this friend of Seth's but Megan seems to think he's a stand up guy, even though he hangs out with a self fellating jackass liar. She said that it is looking more and more like I'm making all of this **** up to undermine her relationship with him. I told her that it would be much more effective to just go beat his ass (if I was that type) or to make up something slightly more believable if I wanted to do that. Her reply was "That's what you want me to think. You're betting that I'll believe this because it is so over the top." I couldn't even respond to that. She then said "Which is more likely, Scott? That Seth was sucking his dick in my home or that you're just a jealous ex determined to break us up? Don't contact me again until I have time to think things through some more. Don't bother Seth, either." Then she hung up on me.

I'm at a disadvantage here because I have no witnesses or proof other than the notes he left and the damage to my car, which I can't really prove was done by Seth. Unfortunately, the dildo is gone. I put it in the outside trash bin so that Megan's little sister wouldn't find it in the house, but the trash was collected today. I should have listened to everyone's advice and retrieved it when I had the chance.

I never thought I would be wishing I could pull a lubed and **** smeared dildo out of the trash.

I think it is time to go Seth hunting.

ah ****z
 
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F|burt|C
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Old
295 - 03-24-2005, 13:27
the cajones on this guy.

he got caught sucking his own dick with a dildo in his ass, and has threatens you and damages your ****? how long does he think he can get away with it. if it were me i'd just be like **** and sheepishly hide away from society and never answer to anything.

but i guess that's why i enjoy sex with females, not sucking my own dick, and not putting anything in my ass.
 
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HeLLrAiSr
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296 - 03-24-2005, 13:28
KiCK HIS ASS.


TW is WITH YOU
 
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Detox.enD
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Old
297 - 03-24-2005, 13:34
time to go seth hunting.
 
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Tycho
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Old
298 - 03-24-2005, 13:34
Quote:
Originally Posted by UgotME
and one thing no one ever said... u think a girl who owns her own vibrator would'nt mind seeing this act done...
You think that every woman that owns a vibrator wants to see a man suck his own dick? ****, with your vast knowledge of the opposite sex I bet you have 4 or 5 dating books on the best-seller list, right?
 
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Smay
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299 - 03-24-2005, 13:35
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...55111?v=glance
Quote:
Product Description:
The ultimate in safe sex -- self-performed oral pleasure at any hour of the day! If you've ever dreamed about this practice, this book can make your fantasy a reality. Packed with photos, advice, stories and training tips by men who know what they're doing!

Forgive the hype: this is also a serious examination of the history (through a variety of reports) and application of self-performed oral sex. It's both a fascinating examination of social perceptions and cultural mores, and a guide to specifics.
 
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ScooBySnaCk
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300 - 03-24-2005, 13:37
at this point you should just release Megans/seth's email
 
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