[size=+3]F4$LAN 1!!!!!![/size]
[size=+1]When: September 12th, 2003
Where: J. Daspin III's house
What: It's a LAN party, duh.
Come one, come all to the first annual Flame 4 Cash LAN party to be sponsored and hosted by Jeremy Daspin, III! Yes, folks, in an effort to unite two unique groups of fine netizens, Jeremy has kindly offered up his house as the meeting place for our LAN party!
The only game to be played is: No Life v1.0 beta*
So, bring all your friends! A break during the weekend may also occur, so bring your baseball bats, hockey sticks, and golf clubs, because there's going to be a whole lot of action going on![/size]
[size=-4]* Prequel to Half Life, this is a FPS (First Person Stalker) game. In this exciting prequel, our protagonist is Mr. J. Daspin. Mr. Daspin begins his quest for revenge for the evil Tribal Whores that destroyed his life and took down his site. Armed with his powerful weapons of goatse and blonde girlfriend with disposable camera, Mr. Daspin seeks out his ultimate opponent known simply as 'Troy.'
Watch as corrupt police officers attempt to prevent Daspin from unleashing the power of 3 month old goatse. His journeys will take him to exciting scenery such as 7-11 and Courtroom 5. PLUS, you didn't hear this from me, but it's been rumored that Mr. Daspin even journeys into the Federal Prison where he has to avoid a deadly onslaught from Bubba.
** Bringing a computer is optional and is in fact, strongly discouraged. There is no entrance fee. No game playing will actually take place. Please bring bats... lots of them.[/size]