Need help with my lyrics

Brasstax

Brasstax

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I don't typically come to TW for help with my music - but I figured - what the hell - I will try it this time and see what happens.

It's a country song about a guy whos superpower is fucking daddy issues out of women.

What's better?

"So we'll eat an enchilada -
buy some stock in Ali Baba -
we'll be rich when I'm done fuckin' daddy out of yoooouuu"

Or

"We'll order a fajita -
Drink a margarita -
And party hearty after Daddy's fucked from youuuu"

I don't know. I am at a loss.

Thanks!
 
cant write lyrics needs ~mad beats~
extra side of fajita cause im about to eat
this lyrical comedian from 1993
your songs just aint funny
guess thats why you came here, instead of makin money
 
Here's a fact - don't make me infract
I'm getting down to brass tax
don't need to send no fax
I'm going straight up your axe (wound)
Then jizzin on your back

OH YA :dapimp: :ralf:

lets get a taco
 
HelenKeller said:
or maybe you could change 'an enchilada' to 'some shawarma' which would jive w/ your ali baba later on
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This is genius. You know, I miss working with you. Can't believe we actually made 30G on that stupid little jingle for the Vegas deal.
 
Yo bro what's happening man? gimme a break I'm just asking for a steak but my old lady is too cruel to even think about it!!!!
 
I need some more salsa for my chips
because I'm out with a girl with pretty lips

-Actually told to me by some drunk fucker at a skeezy taco joint. Dude wouldn't shut up about it.
 
New project - getting on this mainstream gay bandwagon. Have to come up with a song for a gay children's show. Please note - in the context of the show - this is kids singing to kids - not adults singing to kids - this is not a Catholic Priests Kid Show.

Here is all I have so far -

(Sung with the voice of a goofy bear)

Mr. Penis

I have a penis yes I do -
I have a penis how 'bout you?
Let's try a game that's not so new -
Let me stick my penis inside you!

I look at my penis when I poop
I like some penis in my soup
I put my penis in my ear
Let me put my penis in your rear!

Mr. Peeenisss Peeenisss
So floppy and sassy and gay
Mr. Peeenisss Peeenisss
I hope you're here to stay!

My penis likes to see my friends
My penis likes to do knee bends
My penis hops from place to place
Let me put my penis in your face!

My penis counts from 1 to 10
My penis likes to practice zen
My penis doesn't like the girls OH SNAP
Suckle my penis while I take a crap!

Mr. Peeenisss Peeenisss
So big and purple and proud
Mr. Peeenisss Peeenisss
Sing the next part LOUD!

My penis is your penis
Your penis is my penis
Our penis is their penis
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS!!

They aren't going to go for it. It's a bit over the top but it is catchy. They are really working on getting kids to accept being gay but they are having difficulty staying away from the whole sex thing which is understandable since it's the only thing that differentiates us.

This group really wants to get to the kids younger as part of acceptance training. It's just hard because - you know - kids will say "What's Gay" and at some point you really start to dance around the dicks in butts and scissoring topics.
 
I'd go with the second just so it's not risking being dated when you play it a few years later.
 
Manga Mango Mayhem

Manga Mango Mayhem YEAH
Manga Mango WOO
Manga Mangos in my hands
What is one to do?

Squeeze them
Caress them
Pop them in the mouth
Juicy so juicy
North East West and SOUTH

Hit them mangos
Hit them mangos
Manga manga manga man
Hit them mangos
Hit them mangos
Spread manga melons cross the land!

Manga Mango Mayhem YEAH
Manga Mango WOO
Manga Mangos in my hands
What is one to do?
 
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