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Originally Posted by fraggle
baby wipes are key. always wet wipe before you dry wipe, after your main wiping.
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Yeah. I got that figured out. rofl.
At this point in time, I just don't crap after a pre-date shower.
fragz I got some good hooker stories, too, as I was over in Europe w/ my band for a month and we pretty much did everything that Europe offered.
Like the first night in Belgium (or Germany, not sure where), I gave this black hooker like 40 DM to strip for us (like 30 of us from various bands). Well, I wanted change cause I was planning on paying her less and when she didn't give me change I told her I wanted sex pleasures. So, then I kicked the gang of people out of the suite and started banging her.
This was the first hooker I'd ever been with.. Not the first black chick, though. I'm like 23 at the time and not too shy and she was a 5-6 or so, with a fat ass dumper. So, I start banging her missionary style and she had this crazy butterfly technique w/ her legs so we wouldn't have pubic mound to pubic mound contact. That was wierd. Then (don't ask why), but I like kissed her on the neck (instincts?) and she wpied her neck off with a napkin. I never felt so cheap in my life. I finished business quickly, opened the door and was greeted by all the tour's members cheering. I may be Italian, but there's enough Jew in me to get my money's worth.