I caught my ex's new boyfriend sucking his own dick.

Falhawk · Mar 24, 2005

Vlasic said:
You're right. My woman is pretty damn good at it anyway so I guess i dont need to suck my own

true, she's a fucking artist at it

Vlasic · Mar 24, 2005

damn right......damn right

Trepdation · Mar 24, 2005

Falhawk said:
true, she's a fucking artist at it

you should feel it being third in line after shes warmed up.

Vlasic · Mar 24, 2005

yeah guys, how does it feel having my cock snot slathered all over your dicks?

F|burt|C · Mar 24, 2005

go on judge judy, she demands every detail.

so you wouldn't be able to just say, oh, he scratched up my car. she would want to know every single detail. and this is how you tell national television that you caught seth with a dildo in his ass slobbing his own shit

oodLes · Mar 24, 2005

I just arrived, :rofl:

Zlex · Mar 24, 2005

but bs

Mr Jimmy Pop · Mar 24, 2005

Soulginder_X said:
i call bs and i didnt click the links cus im not gay

dittio

Sajent · Mar 24, 2005

I wish I could always wake up to a great post like this every morning

but I'm calling bs too

new_skul · Mar 24, 2005

who cares if its bs. its still fucking funny.

Trepdation · Mar 24, 2005

Vlasic said:
yeah guys, how does it feel having my cock snot slathered all over your dicks?

shes YOUR g/f and you don't know she swallows?

poisonspider · Mar 24, 2005

IF THIS STORY IS FAKE

go key someones car and take pics and claim the car as yours

so the story is still at its best

[MoM] Gort · Mar 24, 2005

I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's not bullshit.

See, this is the reason you buy a camera phone, to snap pics like this for the haters.

And for those of you who think that sucking your own dick isn't possible...
http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&lr=&newwindow=1&safe=off&q=self+fellatio&btnG=Search

I didn't have the guts to do an image search...

Vlasic · Mar 24, 2005

Trepdation said:
shes YOUR g/f and you don't know she swallows?

there's always a little drizzle left on her lip. You should know that.

triple · Mar 24, 2005

sucking your own dick would take one long dick or flexibility beyond any man

maybe a gymnast

regular men cant do it, and if we could, we wouldnt need women.

Snaps · Mar 24, 2005

wow....that about sums it up.

xpdnc · Mar 24, 2005

if you didn't have any fat or muscle, you could probably do it

P Masta Flex · Mar 24, 2005

yeah, if he keyed your ride it's fuck smashing time...

psc777 · Mar 24, 2005

yeah, he crossed too many lines. A major ass whooping is overdue

Scorpion · Mar 24, 2005

i call bs, but worth reading.

I caught my ex's new boyfriend sucking his own dick.

Falhawk

Vlasic

Trepdation

Vlasic

F|burt|C

oodLes

Zlex

Mr Jimmy Pop

Contributor

Sajent

new_skul

Human Chia Pet++

Trepdation

poisonspider

[MoM] Gort

Vlasic

triple

Snaps

xpdnc

Contributor

P Masta Flex

Contributor

psc777

Scorpion