[CAUTION: LONG READ. CLIFFS AT BOTTOM]
And my dad left his Outlook Express open. The first message I see is from an individule named "saphire31@bicupid.co m" I click on the e-mail message and this is what I see:
This e-mail was photo attached with these two images:
Not Work Safe
http://midgetsrus.net/saphire1.jpg
http://midgetsrus.net/saphire2.jpg
Apparently my father is going under the alias "Georgie", quite clever when you think about it since his name is George. I am now quite curious on what this name entails so I open up my Internet Explorer and take a little visit to Bicupid.com.
I immediately go to the "Forgot Password" section, and type in my dad's e-mail so I can retieve his username and password.
Once I get his username and password, I login as him on the site. It becomes apparent that he is posing as a 20 year old bicurious female on the internet. Here is his profile and picture:
Now for my sick and twisted plot. I want to make a user name on bicupid.com and e-mail my dad. I'm going to talk to him for a bit and then ask if he wants to trade pics. I will then send him a pic of my sister, how fucked up would that be?
Whadya guys think? Any other suggestions?
***EDIT***
Commanderkeen helped me out and took this SS for me, my dad was on the computer so I couldn't update:
Now I have my own user name, I just used some random chick I found for my user image just for now.
I am going to start to engage in conversation soon. I'm not sure about sending a pic of my sis, maybe a pic of someone that looked close to her would be pretty funny. The drawbacks of sending him a picture of my sister would include:
-Getting kicked out of the house; I'm 18 years old. I don't have to live under this roof anymore. I have no money and no where to go, that would suck.
-It would ruin the relationship between my father and I. He would seriously either kick my ass or just never talk to me again. I mean even though he's a pervert, he's still my dad.
-I wouldn't want my mom getting involved and somehow end up being soley responsible for my parents getting a divorce or something. They are already on a pretty rocky relationship and I wouldn't want to tip it over the edge.
I don't know what should I do? =p
***EDIT***
I have a perfect idea that my friend Janelle just gave me. She goes over my house a lot and she is a very attractive young lady. She suggested that I talk to my dad and then send him a pic of her. His reaction would be priceless! Then she would come over to my house, hed think she was a curious bisexual. You'd be able to cut the tension with a knife ;o)
It's another idea I'm toying with, it's not half bad.
***EDIT***
So it begins:
I'll start the e-mailing tomorrow, he checks his mail when he gets home from work at around 5 pm. I will have an update then hopefully.
***EDIT***
DAY 2:
I check his e-mail this morning, he's still hitting on Saphire, brrr so creepy.
I guess he sent this e-mail sometime last night, I sent him a "wink" last night from my user profile so hopefully he gets that when he logs onto his site. When I get home from school I will write him an e-mail, I will printscreen that and put it on.
***EDIT***
Day 2 Continues:
Sorry I didn't see the attached photo saphire sent to my dad this morning, here it is:
Not Work Safe
http://midgetsrus.net/saphire3.JPG
I then opened up my hotmail account and sent my dad the following e-mail to begin our conversation:
It's his move now.
***BREAKING NEWS*** The night of Day 2
ROFL Alright where to even start. Yes he did reply to my message with an ATTACHED photo but first I'm going to share with you the most recent e-mail conversation from saphire, it's just getting creepier.
As you can see, the e-mail was attached with another picture of her:
Not Work Safe
http://midgetsrus.net/saphire4.JPG
I then log onto my hotmail account that I used to e-mail him, and guess what! He responded to my e-mail, with a picture of himself too!
The attached picture:
Not Work Safe
http://midgetsrus.net/georgie.jpg
I then respond to his e-mail with this:
Yet again, it's his turn
*** End of Day 2 ***
Well as Im waiting for my dad to respond, probably won't be til' tomorrow when he gets home from work, I'm thinking of different possibilities for how I can end this bizarre situation I got myself into:
1) Sending a picture of my sister. Yes it'b cruel, mean, and hilarious but remember, this is my life. If this was some made up thread I can say yea I sent it, omg my dad shit himself, but that's not the case. There would be consequences to this action, I don't know if I'm ready for them.
2) Sending a picture of my friend. Could be funny, would make for some awkward times when she comes over if he actually buys it. But chances are he will not. If he questions me about it, I'll of course deny it and make him feel like a mongoloid, which would be sweet.
3) Try to gross him out, send him a good ol' pic of goatse or something of that nature. Then contact him again with another username and send a pic of tubgirl, and it keeps going. That could be a funny cycle.
4) Send him a virus. Yea it's my own computer, but I'll take a virus as long as it does something funny, (loads gay porn in millions of browsers everytime I start up) etc.
WEEE!
***DAY 3***
Sorry this isn't coming to an end fast enough, but my dad didn't check his e-mail this morning like he usually does. He will check it when he gets home from work, I did take a sneak peak at his e-mail and he's now talking to 2 other girls now along with saphire. I need to end this, it's getting out of hand.
***The End?***
My dad's e-mail is being flooded with messages from bicurious women from bicupid.com, true.com, and hotmatch.com. It's getting to the point where I can't even start to printscreen them and put them on this thread, so I'm going to do this right now. I opened my hotmail account, and uploaded a picture of my mother to the message I'm about to send:
And heres the picture of my mother:
[REVOKED]
Oh God.. what have I done..
*********CLIFFS********** *
1) Find e-mail to my dad with pictures of a naked woman
2) Find out he is pretending to be a 20/F and trading pics with bisexual females over the internet.
3) Contemplating sending him a picture of my sister or my *hot friend* while pretending to be a user from the website.
4) Makes user account, conversation with Georgie will start soon.
5) More e-mails from naked woman.
6) Sends first e-mail to Dad.
7) Recieve another email with naked pic of saphire
8) Receive e-mail from my dad on my hotmail account
9) Send him message #2
10) Send him the final message with attached picture of my mom.
And my dad left his Outlook Express open. The first message I see is from an individule named "saphire31@bicupid.co m" I click on the e-mail message and this is what I see:
This e-mail was photo attached with these two images:
Not Work Safe
http://midgetsrus.net/saphire1.jpg
http://midgetsrus.net/saphire2.jpg
Apparently my father is going under the alias "Georgie", quite clever when you think about it since his name is George. I am now quite curious on what this name entails so I open up my Internet Explorer and take a little visit to Bicupid.com.
I immediately go to the "Forgot Password" section, and type in my dad's e-mail so I can retieve his username and password.
Once I get his username and password, I login as him on the site. It becomes apparent that he is posing as a 20 year old bicurious female on the internet. Here is his profile and picture:
Now for my sick and twisted plot. I want to make a user name on bicupid.com and e-mail my dad. I'm going to talk to him for a bit and then ask if he wants to trade pics. I will then send him a pic of my sister, how fucked up would that be?
Whadya guys think? Any other suggestions?
***EDIT***
Commanderkeen helped me out and took this SS for me, my dad was on the computer so I couldn't update:
Now I have my own user name, I just used some random chick I found for my user image just for now.
I am going to start to engage in conversation soon. I'm not sure about sending a pic of my sis, maybe a pic of someone that looked close to her would be pretty funny. The drawbacks of sending him a picture of my sister would include:
-Getting kicked out of the house; I'm 18 years old. I don't have to live under this roof anymore. I have no money and no where to go, that would suck.
-It would ruin the relationship between my father and I. He would seriously either kick my ass or just never talk to me again. I mean even though he's a pervert, he's still my dad.
-I wouldn't want my mom getting involved and somehow end up being soley responsible for my parents getting a divorce or something. They are already on a pretty rocky relationship and I wouldn't want to tip it over the edge.
I don't know what should I do? =p
***EDIT***
I have a perfect idea that my friend Janelle just gave me. She goes over my house a lot and she is a very attractive young lady. She suggested that I talk to my dad and then send him a pic of her. His reaction would be priceless! Then she would come over to my house, hed think she was a curious bisexual. You'd be able to cut the tension with a knife ;o)
It's another idea I'm toying with, it's not half bad.
***EDIT***
So it begins:
I'll start the e-mailing tomorrow, he checks his mail when he gets home from work at around 5 pm. I will have an update then hopefully.
***EDIT***
DAY 2:
I check his e-mail this morning, he's still hitting on Saphire, brrr so creepy.
I guess he sent this e-mail sometime last night, I sent him a "wink" last night from my user profile so hopefully he gets that when he logs onto his site. When I get home from school I will write him an e-mail, I will printscreen that and put it on.
***EDIT***
Day 2 Continues:
Sorry I didn't see the attached photo saphire sent to my dad this morning, here it is:
Not Work Safe
http://midgetsrus.net/saphire3.JPG
I then opened up my hotmail account and sent my dad the following e-mail to begin our conversation:
It's his move now.
***BREAKING NEWS*** The night of Day 2
ROFL Alright where to even start. Yes he did reply to my message with an ATTACHED photo but first I'm going to share with you the most recent e-mail conversation from saphire, it's just getting creepier.
As you can see, the e-mail was attached with another picture of her:
Not Work Safe
http://midgetsrus.net/saphire4.JPG
I then log onto my hotmail account that I used to e-mail him, and guess what! He responded to my e-mail, with a picture of himself too!
The attached picture:
Not Work Safe
http://midgetsrus.net/georgie.jpg
I then respond to his e-mail with this:
Yet again, it's his turn
*** End of Day 2 ***
Well as Im waiting for my dad to respond, probably won't be til' tomorrow when he gets home from work, I'm thinking of different possibilities for how I can end this bizarre situation I got myself into:
1) Sending a picture of my sister. Yes it'b cruel, mean, and hilarious but remember, this is my life. If this was some made up thread I can say yea I sent it, omg my dad shit himself, but that's not the case. There would be consequences to this action, I don't know if I'm ready for them.
2) Sending a picture of my friend. Could be funny, would make for some awkward times when she comes over if he actually buys it. But chances are he will not. If he questions me about it, I'll of course deny it and make him feel like a mongoloid, which would be sweet.
3) Try to gross him out, send him a good ol' pic of goatse or something of that nature. Then contact him again with another username and send a pic of tubgirl, and it keeps going. That could be a funny cycle.
4) Send him a virus. Yea it's my own computer, but I'll take a virus as long as it does something funny, (loads gay porn in millions of browsers everytime I start up) etc.
WEEE!
***DAY 3***
Sorry this isn't coming to an end fast enough, but my dad didn't check his e-mail this morning like he usually does. He will check it when he gets home from work, I did take a sneak peak at his e-mail and he's now talking to 2 other girls now along with saphire. I need to end this, it's getting out of hand.
***The End?***
My dad's e-mail is being flooded with messages from bicurious women from bicupid.com, true.com, and hotmatch.com. It's getting to the point where I can't even start to printscreen them and put them on this thread, so I'm going to do this right now. I opened my hotmail account, and uploaded a picture of my mother to the message I'm about to send:
And heres the picture of my mother:
[REVOKED]
Oh God.. what have I done..
*********CLIFFS********** *
1) Find e-mail to my dad with pictures of a naked woman
2) Find out he is pretending to be a 20/F and trading pics with bisexual females over the internet.
3) Contemplating sending him a picture of my sister or my *hot friend* while pretending to be a user from the website.
4) Makes user account, conversation with Georgie will start soon.
5) More e-mails from naked woman.
6) Sends first e-mail to Dad.
7) Recieve another email with naked pic of saphire
8) Receive e-mail from my dad on my hotmail account
9) Send him message #2
10) Send him the final message with attached picture of my mom.
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