Can you rent a penguin?

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I think it would be fun to walk one like a dog right now during the polar vortex.
 
Do you think it would freeze to death in this weather? Do I need to fill a pool with warm water?
 
Fuck this weather. My electric bill has been $500 for the past 2 months and it looks like it'll continue with these damn temperatures. :-|
 
if you rent a penguin you can walk it on a treadmill and it will generate electricity until it freezes to death in this weather
 
Nash said:
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If you rent or lease a penguin, you must take out an insurance policy in the event that it freezes to death while walking it.

[Edit] Also, penguins rent by the week, but tuxedo rentals are for three days only.


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