in this thread, i will write poems about things that you hate

Ascoe said:
1. anger
2. leads to the dark side
3. blow up their death star
4. capes!

edit - this logroller thread does not have enough smilies.
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to the dark side, anger leads
and war's the soil for its seeds
we must not keep it all inside
for this info many bothans died
and if you're reading all this crap
you'd better stop, cause IT'S A TRAP
 
1. Gumby
2. He's made of clay for fucks sake and best buds with a horse (bestiality)
3. Death by chemical burns and or emolation
4. Children seemed to love him (pedophile)
 
1. some guy named Greg
2. he's a competing IT guy trying to steal away my biggest client (aka 50% of my income)
3. get hit by a truck/beaten to death/thrown into the Pit of Sarlacc
4. i think he rides a bike? i dunno.
 
1. Shirley Phelps
2. Honestly, everything
3. Destruction of their church+family+bodies
4. Her ignorance, i guess
 
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Oddity said:
I like Ascoe's idea

1. orbital123
2. his existence
3. I'd like him to die
4. none
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now orby's a big whiny troll
who hungrily loves to smoke pole
while mano a mano
he employed some nano
and created some extra man hole
 
1. Religious conservatives
2. Their opposition to transhumanism
3. Viral infection that melts their skin
4. At least they aren't bombing innocent civilians...yet.
 
1. poodles
2. how they zombify their owners (poodle zombies)
3. i would like to write a book of 1001 satisfying ways to kill poodles. i would like to starve a poodle until it was hungry enough to eat the carcass of a dead poodle and then i would laugh at it.
4. theyre relatively 'intelligent' dogs
 
Stits said:
1. Gumby
2. He's made of clay for fucks sake and best buds with a horse (bestiality)
3. Death by chemical burns and or emolation
4. Children seemed to love him (pedophile)
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so gumby and pokey are clay
they desired each other one day
they were caught having sex
but poor gumby was vexxed
"hey now, pokey's a girl, it's okay!"
 
DrSupey said:
You didn't rhyme anything with "orange"! :(
(I don't care about the strawberry)
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hey buddy, haikus don't rhyme, and i just want enough source material to draw from - it does not mean i'll use it.

however, as penance for not meeting expectations, i have an excellent knock knock joke involving oranges and bananas that i can tell you the next time we get together.
 
orbital 123 said:
1. Religious conservatives
2. Their opposition to transhumanism
3. Viral infection that melts their skin
4. At least they aren't bombing innocent civilians...yet.
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republicans are whom orby hates
for despising, he's one of the greats
and so he infected
all those that he rejected
but his mom died too - whoops! pearly gates
 
nolt said:
1. poodles
2. how they zombify their owners (poodle zombies)
3. i would like to write a book of 1001 satisfying ways to kill poodles. i would like to starve a poodle until it was hungry enough to eat the carcass of a dead poodle and then i would laugh at it.
4. theyre relatively 'intelligent' dogs
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there's one thing they say about poodles
of intelligence, they totally have oodles
but these puffy young pups
should all get lined up
and have an axe whacked in their noodles
 
whoops, missed you mothra, sorry man. on it now.

edit: and groove too. yeesh.
 
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