VeteranXX
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Why do people post sex advice on TW?
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VeteranX
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On the off chance that you do actually have herpes I wouldn***8217;t tell anyone who doesn***8217;t need to know. One of my college friends let it slip that he caught chlamydia one night. Even though he was cured we never let him hear the end of it.
He would be talking to a girl at the bar and cough ***8211; we***8217;d ask him if he is chlamydia was acting up
If it he hurt himself playing basketball ***8211; we***8217;d tell everyone he is weak because of his chlamydia
We pretty much blamed all his unrelated problems on chlamydia and tried to work it into any conversation where he was trying to pick up a girl.
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VeteranXX
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i know that condoms don't protect against jack **** except aids.
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VeteranXV
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You can spread herpes by sharing bath towels. As Rayn and KM have stated, condoms do not really protect you against **** except AIDS and pregnancy (somewhat). Herpes are spread through any contact of the pelvic region...
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VeteranXX
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maybe with all your money you might be able to find a cure!
Before you say it I may **** manatees but at least I'm not a STD statistic!
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VeteranXV
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wow, comparing riding in a car to herpes.
someone is in denial hardcore.
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VeteranXV
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cool
this thread was like the comedy club and sex ed rolled into one
b+ would read again
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VeteranXX
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haha wait so.. your blaming her ex? hey dude the facts are there.. shes ****ing a ******
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VeteranXV
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i think that's already been established
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VeteranXX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sift
i think that's already been established
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good just wanted to reiterate(sp?)
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Veteran5
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Ender, I just wanted to remind you that your ho is being railed by a Jamaican
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Veteran5
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oh and....the end result is that you now have herpes
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VeteranXX Contributor
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yes ender, everyone in here is an idiot and you are the smart one
perfect logic
as good as your math skills
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VeteranXV
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the best thing that could happen now is her being pregnant
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VeteranXX
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no he has sat back and calculated if she has cheated or not, he is 97% sure after he did the math.
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VeteranXX
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isn't the baby infected if you have herpes, and u have the baby naturally?
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VeteranXX Contributor
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were u using the english or metric system?
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Veteran5
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[BREAKING]
"Hey guys, my girlfriend of 2 years is preggers, but I'm sterile so it must be from her ex-boyfriend two years ago and the embryo is just now maturing. She isn't cheating."
- Ender
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2 yrs b4 herpes show lol
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badmofo has a huge penis
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did somebody say herpes?
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ender has herpes
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ender's best std yet
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faggot thread
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herpes
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let me show you them
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std from cheating ho
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stupidity
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the herpmeister!
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uh oh herpes time
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wow what the fuck admins
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you have the herps
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