Ok, I think it's time to make a list of all-time biggest TW fuckups. This list isn't ranked, but we could make it that way or do a vote
Piotrr - Married a woman older than his mother (Not an exaggeration, she is 2 years older). Her son is getting out of prison soon and is coming for them to collect his inheritance. Her son is older than him.
Blitz - His only friend is his 17 year old "fiancee" who he wants to buy 300 dollars worth of honda civic car mods for. He made a giant thread about how he has no friends and is basically a giant douche. Before that, he made a thread about how he got 44 points in a T:V game playing defense in an attempt to impress the forum, only to have it backfire and make him look like a giant douche yet again.
Juggernaught - I actually have started to like Juggernaught, but the fact that he has constantly defended AIDS water for years now gets him added to the giant fuckup list. Edit: Still thinks that no plane hit the pentagon on 9/11
Big R - 34 years and a virgin. 34 years and hadn't even *kissed* a girl. This is a pretty colossal feat, but he's managed to slightly redeem himself by making an interesting thread about it
Mav - Where to begin? Mav first claimed to have played football (just because he was fat), but people realized it was bullshit when he didn't know anything about the game. Later he claimed to be a jedi and use the force on people (and he was serious). After a barrage of donut insults, he went into a self-destructing rage and was banned from TW for his own good
gofishgrrl - The female mav. Despite the fact that everyone on the forum hates her, she continues to come here. She is obsessed with canada and even has a maple leaf tattoo. At one point, all her "real friends" lived in canada and her life goal was to move to canada, despite that she had never been there before. She started a thread trying to get people to donate money to her to pay for her plane ride and included mp3s of her singing. This thread failed miserably when she accidently allowed pics of her to get out and everyone found out she was morbidly obese with enough facial craters to make the moon jealous. This all eventually culminated in everyone laughing at her blog where she made entries about cutting herself.
This looks like a good start. I'll update it when I remember all the other stupid shit I've people done in the years I've been on tw
Edit:
Orbital 123 - Just recently moved out his mom's basement so that he can live alone dreaming about nanotechnology. Not the realistic nanotechnology, but the batshit crazy stuff. He thinks that he is going to be able to use nanotechnology to become immortal and basically run some massive socialist canadian dictatorship
Wolfchylde - When he tried to post pics of himself for a "Show us your pic thread," he accidently left the directory open. In the directory people found his amatuer gay porn (staring himself) and his attempt at doing his own goatse pic. This was also the time that many people found out Wolfchylde was the first homosexual on tribalwar
Yoda - The first social reject to do a suicide letter on TW. Everyone was hoping we'd get rid of him, but he even failed at suicide.
Tahnit - Another one of the social rejects who comes to TW to use it as his own personal blog. Tahnit would make the same thread EVERY DAY (sometimes twice a day) about how he was depressed and everyone hated him. Eventually he stopped, but he's still depressed and everyone still hates him. Some of his favorite thread topics were "I AM AT QUAKE CON (but i am sitting alone posting on TW)". Despite only being at quake con for a grand total of 2 days, he easily shit out 15 threads talking about how he was all alone and no one wanted to talk to him at the LAN. I think he followed Yoda's lead and tried a suicide letter on TW, but I don't remember 100%
MaxxCarnage - The metal-loving neo-nazi asswipe who was really into white pride and white power despite having a mexican girlfriend. Everything he did failed, especially posting his own picture which eventually lead to the "Faggotry to the Maxx!" collage
Mitsubishi - Mitsulan, enough said. Mitsulan was the basically the culmination of every bad financial idea ever into one giant worthless ball of shit. Mitsu should have saved everyone the time of typing out what a shitty idea Mitsuland was and just burned all the money he was planning on wasting anyway. Apparently he still thinks the lan is going to happen
Finalheaven - This is where the "sandpaper" answer to every question on TW comes from. Got scratches on your monitor? Use sandpaper to get it out.
Phantasma - In an attempt to show off pictures of naked girlfriend, he accidently left up pictures of his pathetically small penis. Wolfchylde was proud
Roundhouse - He tried to post pictures of his underage girlfriend who was fat and ugly only to find that TW didn't care about her but instead found him hilarious. Apparently he didn't realize that having a molestache, shit-eating grin, and displaying a giant thumbs up was the most retarded picture of himself to post.
Critter - One of the first annoying women that came to TW for attention. Eventually everyone found out she got "raped" twice (it was her fault). There was a vote to ban someone and she narrowly beat out juggernaught for the ban. Eventually she came back as "Deranged" (very appropriate) and posted a poem she wrote because her brother died in a car crash. The poem was fucking horrible and she even put a copyright notice on it. She was run out again, but just like Bigfoot people still occasionally spot her roaming around
Piotrr - Married a woman older than his mother (Not an exaggeration, she is 2 years older). Her son is getting out of prison soon and is coming for them to collect his inheritance. Her son is older than him.
Blitz - His only friend is his 17 year old "fiancee" who he wants to buy 300 dollars worth of honda civic car mods for. He made a giant thread about how he has no friends and is basically a giant douche. Before that, he made a thread about how he got 44 points in a T:V game playing defense in an attempt to impress the forum, only to have it backfire and make him look like a giant douche yet again.
Juggernaught - I actually have started to like Juggernaught, but the fact that he has constantly defended AIDS water for years now gets him added to the giant fuckup list. Edit: Still thinks that no plane hit the pentagon on 9/11
Big R - 34 years and a virgin. 34 years and hadn't even *kissed* a girl. This is a pretty colossal feat, but he's managed to slightly redeem himself by making an interesting thread about it
Mav - Where to begin? Mav first claimed to have played football (just because he was fat), but people realized it was bullshit when he didn't know anything about the game. Later he claimed to be a jedi and use the force on people (and he was serious). After a barrage of donut insults, he went into a self-destructing rage and was banned from TW for his own good
gofishgrrl - The female mav. Despite the fact that everyone on the forum hates her, she continues to come here. She is obsessed with canada and even has a maple leaf tattoo. At one point, all her "real friends" lived in canada and her life goal was to move to canada, despite that she had never been there before. She started a thread trying to get people to donate money to her to pay for her plane ride and included mp3s of her singing. This thread failed miserably when she accidently allowed pics of her to get out and everyone found out she was morbidly obese with enough facial craters to make the moon jealous. This all eventually culminated in everyone laughing at her blog where she made entries about cutting herself.
This looks like a good start. I'll update it when I remember all the other stupid shit I've people done in the years I've been on tw
Edit:
Orbital 123 - Just recently moved out his mom's basement so that he can live alone dreaming about nanotechnology. Not the realistic nanotechnology, but the batshit crazy stuff. He thinks that he is going to be able to use nanotechnology to become immortal and basically run some massive socialist canadian dictatorship
Wolfchylde - When he tried to post pics of himself for a "Show us your pic thread," he accidently left the directory open. In the directory people found his amatuer gay porn (staring himself) and his attempt at doing his own goatse pic. This was also the time that many people found out Wolfchylde was the first homosexual on tribalwar
Yoda - The first social reject to do a suicide letter on TW. Everyone was hoping we'd get rid of him, but he even failed at suicide.
Tahnit - Another one of the social rejects who comes to TW to use it as his own personal blog. Tahnit would make the same thread EVERY DAY (sometimes twice a day) about how he was depressed and everyone hated him. Eventually he stopped, but he's still depressed and everyone still hates him. Some of his favorite thread topics were "I AM AT QUAKE CON (but i am sitting alone posting on TW)". Despite only being at quake con for a grand total of 2 days, he easily shit out 15 threads talking about how he was all alone and no one wanted to talk to him at the LAN. I think he followed Yoda's lead and tried a suicide letter on TW, but I don't remember 100%
MaxxCarnage - The metal-loving neo-nazi asswipe who was really into white pride and white power despite having a mexican girlfriend. Everything he did failed, especially posting his own picture which eventually lead to the "Faggotry to the Maxx!" collage
Mitsubishi - Mitsulan, enough said. Mitsulan was the basically the culmination of every bad financial idea ever into one giant worthless ball of shit. Mitsu should have saved everyone the time of typing out what a shitty idea Mitsuland was and just burned all the money he was planning on wasting anyway. Apparently he still thinks the lan is going to happen
Finalheaven - This is where the "sandpaper" answer to every question on TW comes from. Got scratches on your monitor? Use sandpaper to get it out.
Phantasma - In an attempt to show off pictures of naked girlfriend, he accidently left up pictures of his pathetically small penis. Wolfchylde was proud
Roundhouse - He tried to post pictures of his underage girlfriend who was fat and ugly only to find that TW didn't care about her but instead found him hilarious. Apparently he didn't realize that having a molestache, shit-eating grin, and displaying a giant thumbs up was the most retarded picture of himself to post.
Critter - One of the first annoying women that came to TW for attention. Eventually everyone found out she got "raped" twice (it was her fault). There was a vote to ban someone and she narrowly beat out juggernaught for the ban. Eventually she came back as "Deranged" (very appropriate) and posted a poem she wrote because her brother died in a car crash. The poem was fucking horrible and she even put a copyright notice on it. She was run out again, but just like Bigfoot people still occasionally spot her roaming around
