OT: Very Sick Jokes(WARNING)
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CanadianCrippler
Veteran X
hey Sircle:
[MoM] Gort
Veteran XX
What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead bodies?
You can't use pitchforks on the bowling balls.
You can't use pitchforks on the bowling balls.
Degenerate
Veteran XX
and what's the difference between rocks and dead babies?
you can't eat rocks.
you can't eat rocks.
=BL=VorteX
Veteran XV
alright here goes.
A lady is having a baby in a hospital,
as soon as the baby pops out the doctor looks at it, then starts smackin, kicking, and then throws the baby to the floor and then in the garbage can. The lady freaks out and starts screaming "you killed my baby" the doctor looks at her and starts laughin and say "ahah april fools, the baby was already dead!"
A lady is having a baby in a hospital,
as soon as the baby pops out the doctor looks at it, then starts smackin, kicking, and then throws the baby to the floor and then in the garbage can. The lady freaks out and starts screaming "you killed my baby" the doctor looks at her and starts laughin and say "ahah april fools, the baby was already dead!"
[MoM] Gort
Veteran XX
What's the difference between a smart midget and a prostitute with VD?
Well, one's a cunning runt...
FNGR -
That's similar to the one where two guys walk past a dog licking his balls. One says, "Man, I wish I could do that." The other one says, "Aren't you afraid he'd bite you?"
Well, one's a cunning runt...
FNGR -
That's similar to the one where two guys walk past a dog licking his balls. One says, "Man, I wish I could do that." The other one says, "Aren't you afraid he'd bite you?"
Stole this from Meklar...
It's friday night, and this girl wants to go out to a party, but she doesn't have a ride...so she goes downstairs and says to her dad "Dad, can I have the car keys". So he points to his balls and says, "and what are you gonna do for me"....see immediatly turns around and goes upstairs.
About 15 minutes later, she figures her father was joking, so she goes back downstairs, and says "hey dad, I know you were joking, can I please have the car keys" so he does the same thing. She runs upstairs, thinking this is just gross.
About half an hour later, she says...what the hell, I'll forget about it. So she goes downstairs asks, agian.....get the same answer...so she starts sucking him off....then she says "Dad your cock tastes like ass", and the father says "Oh yeah, I forgot....your brother has the car tonight."
It's friday night, and this girl wants to go out to a party, but she doesn't have a ride...so she goes downstairs and says to her dad "Dad, can I have the car keys". So he points to his balls and says, "and what are you gonna do for me"....see immediatly turns around and goes upstairs.
About 15 minutes later, she figures her father was joking, so she goes back downstairs, and says "hey dad, I know you were joking, can I please have the car keys" so he does the same thing. She runs upstairs, thinking this is just gross.
About half an hour later, she says...what the hell, I'll forget about it. So she goes downstairs asks, agian.....get the same answer...so she starts sucking him off....then she says "Dad your cock tastes like ass", and the father says "Oh yeah, I forgot....your brother has the car tonight."
Setting: an office building near you
Male employee walks by a female employee & comments, "your hair smells nice!"
Immediately the female employee storms off and goes to her supervisor, "Mr. Soanso, I'd like to make a sexual harrassment report."
The supervisor asks her to explain why and she repeats the comment the male employee had made.
"So? What do you find distressing about a comment like that?" asks the supervisor.
"He's a midget!"
Male employee walks by a female employee & comments, "your hair smells nice!"
Immediately the female employee storms off and goes to her supervisor, "Mr. Soanso, I'd like to make a sexual harrassment report."
The supervisor asks her to explain why and she repeats the comment the male employee had made.
"So? What do you find distressing about a comment like that?" asks the supervisor.
"He's a midget!"
What's red and sits in the corner?
A baby sucking on a razor blade.
What's blue and sits in the corner?
A baby in a plastic bag.
What's green and sits in the corner?
The same baby a month later.
How do you get a baby into a milkshake cup?
La Machine.
How do you get it out?
A straw.
And the creme de la creme.....
What's the worst part about fucking 5-year-old boys?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
A baby sucking on a razor blade.
What's blue and sits in the corner?
A baby in a plastic bag.
What's green and sits in the corner?
The same baby a month later.
How do you get a baby into a milkshake cup?
La Machine.
How do you get it out?
A straw.
And the creme de la creme.....
What's the worst part about fucking 5-year-old boys?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
=BL=VorteX
Veteran XV
Mary had a little sheep,
And with this sheep
She went to sleep.
The sheep turned out
To be a ram
And Mary had a little lamb!
And with this sheep
She went to sleep.
The sheep turned out
To be a ram
And Mary had a little lamb!