This guy walks into a bar with a white shirt that has in big black letters, "I HATE NIGGERS." He sits down and orders a beer. The bartender tells the man he can't serve the guy with that shirt on, to which the shirt wearer replies, "Shut the fuck up and give me a beer." The bartender does.
About 15 minutes later, a huge, ripped black man walks into the bar with a monkey on his shoulder and sits next to the shirt wearer. The bartender is scared because he doesn't want a big fight in his bar, so he thinks of a good reason to kick one out. He goes the black man and says, "Sir, you can't bring animals in here..." The black man looks shocked and goes, "THIS?! Oh hell nah, watch!"
He snaps his finger and the monkey jumps off his shoulder, grabs an empty beer mug, fires a couple quarters into the jukebox, and runs from table to table dancing and collecting money from people. His final stop is on the man with the "I HATE NIGGERS." shirt, and the monkey does a little dance. The man pulls out his wallet, puts a ten in the beer mug, and pats the monkey on the head. The monkey goes back on the black man's shoulder, and they both leave.
The bartender is shocked and goes to the shirt wearer. "I don't get it man. You come in with that shirt on, and then you just give this guy his money for his monkey's tricks... What gives?"
The guy looks up and says, "Hey man, I got nothing against the kids."