18 reeee's ago
- Thread starter cael
- Start date
Reported for apostrophe abuse.
He's the Midge of Dubai
He has poop in his eye
He's alive
We wonder why
But he's Midge
He's the Midge
He has a housekeeper
And we all wish the grim-reaper
Would pay him a visit
"Who's that? "Who is it?"
It's Midge!
And off with his head...
(wssshhht)
He's so tiny and so mad
His breath is really bad
(gack)
He gets his halitosis via teeny people osmosis
Straight from the mutant hairy bushpig in his bed
(pork!)
Midge
Yay it's Midge
He lifts minutia at the gym
He sings a victory song
about his teeny teeny tiny little wong
(it's not so long)
No - he doesn't drink
been awhile since he got some pink
He hates Americans
(so he says)
But engages us again and again
(he really loves us)
He wants to be like us
(not gonna happen)
His back's so broke he needs to wear a truss
MIDGE!
Let's march!
Midge Midge Midge Midge
Midge Midge Midge Midge
It's off to the trucks we go
Midge Midge Midge
Over the sand we go
Midge Midge Midge
Looking for poo to scoop
poop poop poop
Whoopity doop dee doop
Midge Midge Midge
Filling the truck
Boring as fuck
Do it again
IQ of 10
Mitch Mitch Mitch Mitch
Mitch Mitch Mitch Mitch
He has poop in his eye
He's alive
We wonder why
But he's Midge
He's the Midge
He has a housekeeper
And we all wish the grim-reaper
Would pay him a visit
"Who's that? "Who is it?"
It's Midge!
And off with his head...
(wssshhht)
He's so tiny and so mad
His breath is really bad
(gack)
He gets his halitosis via teeny people osmosis
Straight from the mutant hairy bushpig in his bed
(pork!)
Midge
Yay it's Midge
He lifts minutia at the gym
He sings a victory song
about his teeny teeny tiny little wong
(it's not so long)
No - he doesn't drink
been awhile since he got some pink
He hates Americans
(so he says)
But engages us again and again
(he really loves us)
He wants to be like us
(not gonna happen)
His back's so broke he needs to wear a truss
MIDGE!
Let's march!
Midge Midge Midge Midge
Midge Midge Midge Midge
It's off to the trucks we go
Midge Midge Midge
Over the sand we go
Midge Midge Midge
Looking for poo to scoop
poop poop poop
Whoopity doop dee doop
Midge Midge Midge
Filling the truck
Boring as fuck
Do it again
IQ of 10
Mitch Mitch Mitch Mitch
Mitch Mitch Mitch Mitch
18 reeeeeeee's ago cael was back 1 page on the trump thread
500 likes gets this guy to go outside.
That's inside absent's vitamin shop.. It's called "3rd Reich Supplements and Cuck Bar"
Edofnor
Veteran XX
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Brasstax again.
thx 4 fking up the rep system, libtard crybabies
i only do like 15-20 reps a month and now it's fked
and thank u 4 selling out 2 the whiners and nuking it like u nuked irc, (((rayn)))
Ever notice whiner liberals can’t even make up their own terms?
Edofnor
Veteran XX
Please do not upset Havax by typing words. Words upset him. It's a Trumptard IQ related spasticky thing.