[Mega] MAGA Super Trump Mega Thread

Kittycuck and bp are broken record players. I have more insightful conversation with my 6 year old and even he doesn’t repeat shit over and over.
 
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Verse One: Trumty Hump (BrassT)
All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
2020 and the world that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Orangeground.
I drink up all the Fanta ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Trumpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to humpya.
Jus don't tell Melania
And all the lefties in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm grabbin' puss y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when voters elect me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my chic fil a lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight cracker mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your BK and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm Orange
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in Lil Kim's pants
and I even got my own dance
{Chorus:}
The Trumpty Dance is your chance to do the hump TRUMP
Do the Trumpty Hump, come on and do the Trumpty Hump
Do the Trumpty Hump, just watch me do the Trumpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Trumpty Hump
Do the Trumpty Hump, do the Trumpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Trumpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get the economy cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my Orange Toup will tickle ya rear.
My hair is orange, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my wallet is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
Pocahontas - I'm the one who grab 'ya by the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to spite.
All ya had to do was give Trumpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
CNN's wack funky
People say ya look like Joe Biden on crack, Trumpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
Makin MSN CNN MSM have a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Trumpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Trumpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
{Chorus}
Black people, do the Trumpty Hump, do the Trumpy Trump
White people, do the Trumpty Trump, do the Trumpty Hump
Mexicans, do the Trumpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Chinese, do the Trumpty Hump, do the Trumpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
{Chorus}
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Orange Man is in the house
I'd like to tweet out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Trumpty Dance,
and to the lefties,
peace and Trumptiness forever
 
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If Jewish people don't vote for President Donald Trump,
they're anti-semitic.

Maybe we should just take Jerusalem; we're kinda already established there.

Vote for President Donald Trump
Kotz
 
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KittyCat said:
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Make Israel Great Again!
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ScooBySnaCk said:
Kittycuck and bp are broken record players. I have more insightful conversation with my 6 year old and even he doesn’t repeat shit over and over.
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i dont even post here hardly anymore and ur still an old faggot posting about me
no need to post scoobyshit will super insightful reeeee
 
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Yeah but even if you stay away you're still a gigantic faggot over there, you're just not over here being a gigantic faggot.

Even though you just posted here.
 
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