I actually have perfect skin tbh
showering daily is bad 4 u, best to wait a month
- Thread starter HaPpY
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is that why they call u stinky
when I first got to Somalia with the Marines we didn't shower for over a month. We were all quite stinky. This was Christmas day...
good thing i dont wear underwear or id probably be a disgusting fk
i do wear the same socks for like a week tho lol
when I first got to Somalia with the Marines we didn't shower for over a month. We were all quite stinky. This was Christmas day...
is the dood on left wearing eye makup... and i dont mean for camo *winky face*
stop killing innocent young girls!!
^^^Perfect
ya have to have the right shower head too
take that damn rubber regulator out
and let all jets high pressure hit
(i take my shower heads when i move)
California is ten times the cost per month as TJ...
sometimes i just get in the shower and lol
I'm still trying to hit $30/m here
ya have to have the right shower head too
take that damn rubber regulator out
and let all jets high pressure hit
(i take my shower heads when i move)
California is ten times the cost per month as TJ...
sometimes i just get in the shower and lol
I'm still trying to hit $30/m here
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when I first got to Somalia with the Marines we didn't shower for over a month. We were all quite stinky. This was Christmas day...
Were you in 4th grade? WTF
wat
General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: [very nervous] Lord, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen... tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
General Jack D. Ripper: [somewhat embarassed] Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: [very nervous] Lord, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen... tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
General Jack D. Ripper: [somewhat embarassed] Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.
I average 1.714 showers per day.
Always shower first thing in AM and then a 2nd after my gym class at noon or post sex.