One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Girzu81oS8Q

*goosebumps*

Already being split into three 3 hour movies with extended directors cuts.

That trailer was very underwhelming.

why is this a thing?

No. Please no.

so much raping of his legacy eh?

it's gonna end with a close up on his and his wife tombstones... stupid beren.

so they're taking the life story of a pacifist intellectual and making it into an awesome war epic

wouldn't it be cheaper just to **** his corpse on camera

Nah they're just going to juxtapose scenes from his life with scenes from LOTR.

yeah right dude this movie is going to end with a sequel tag hinting at lotr

it's like the venom movie where the only logical story to tell is venom vs. carnage so they make that the sequel tag because you're dumb enough to see a sequel to a movie you thought was retarded... right???

i didn't see venom

Was Tolkien really racist?

Originally Posted by Fool

i didn't see venom

i didn't realize anyone had

sigh..

anoobis

At least they got a white male to play him.

what the **** - their greed has no end

**** this gay earth

I don't understand

or maybe this is a way for his family to make some money after getting hosed on the films

Just realised this is a finnish director "dome karukoski" movie.
it's gonna suck, the **** his done in Finland has been awful.

Originally Posted by Fool

Already being split into three 3 hour movies with extended directors cuts.

Yes please!!!