And - since you are partly a brit, Mitch....
I had a friend named John from somewhere stupid like Putney.
We lived in Switzerland at the time.
The picture is the Vevey wine frestival.
Castles, posh folks - ooompah bands. Nice place. Then, there were a few of us yobos from up the hill who came down to drink among the civilized.
John wore glasses and looked like a cartoon. Kinda like Marty Feldman if his eyes were straight.
We got pretty ripped and John had been farting and laughing. All of a sudden, he stands up and goes "Oh ****! He runs off into lake Geneva laughing like an idiot and flipping Vs to everyone. He is yelling "YEEEAHHHH YEAAAHHHHHH" He ****s himself out in the lake, moves around a little. Stumbles around while he takes off his socks - wipes his ass with the socks - whirls them around in the air and throws them in the lake - all while the crowd is watching him. He stumbles back up onto shore. The staff promptly escorts him off the premises and asks him to leave. He stood over off to the side and was yelling at us to leave with him and we flipped him off and pretty much pretended like we didn't know him. The police threatened to arrest him if he didn't **** off and he got on a train and went home. We caught up with him later and told him what a dick he was.
There's one unexpected **** story.