TW wisdom needed (woman issue)

Smiling Canadian said:
So I sent her a nice text back

Hi. I want you to know I was very flattered by your advances yesterday. You are very attractive and if I wasn't married to a wonderful woman I would take you up on your offer in a heart beat. As well, while I am physically fit, I don't believe I would have the stamina to satisfy your needs the way you would like. Best case is I would have to buy Viagra by the drum only to have a stoke when you took your clothes off. You have made me feel 40 years younger and to be honest I still haven't stopped smiling.
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:rofl:

Oh, man.

Dafuq
 
sent a text back? Now she has your number. She'll spam you with texts/pics with the hopes your wife will find them.

also, post pics once she sends them.
 
Atreides said:
sent a text back? Now she has your number. She'll spam you with texts/pics with the hopes your wife will find them.

also, post pics once she sends them.
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as in, responded to a text he already received. as in, she already had his number. as in, ur dumb
 
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