StapleMammal1
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Pic of Stonecrusher pls.
i think you get to 40/50, realize everything is pretty decent in life and just start making shit up so you can feel some type of emotion and have something to share with others.
police respond to all kinds of shit and the amount of old dudes who drop lines akin to 'that nigger boy who always walks around' literally doing nothing except looking semi-ghetto (but suburban vermont/upstate ny so our standard is much milder) is mind bottling.
crazy feminists and gender studies majors are more apt to make up grandiose stories about confrontations with bigoted instigators of microaggressions than some 40-something gives a fuck about pretty much anything, really.
dk if i hit a soft spot cause your 40-something but if u saw the video of Hugh Mungus sexually harassing that woman you would think twice about making such a an awful statement
Hugh Mungus dad joke extraordinaire
i want to know what happened to these people who embellish stories to authorities
in many cases they truly believe it and can pass lie detectors, only video evidence will make them stammer.
police respond to all kinds of shit and the amount of old dudes who drop lines akin to 'that nigger boy who always walks around' literally doing nothing except looking semi-ghetto (but suburban vermont/upstate ny so our standard is much milder) is mind bottling. i think you get to 40/50, realize everything is pretty decent in life and just start making shit up so you can feel some type of emotion and have something to share with others.
Cool story.i take my dog 5 mi jog/walk loop every day and the trail has a couple lakes/creek along the way.
as u kno i have an english labrador which is diff from american/chesapeak. very thick double coat, easily overheats in summer time on walks, stockier build etc.
sport/bird dogs were literally bred in n europe/canada for water fowl. sitting in muddy/cold water for hours then swimming to retrieve.
i let him jump in one of the lakes and he swam around shook off. tried to pull me back in for another swim and some lady walking her shitty pit mix came crooked telling me she was calling animal control for cruelty. i should've butt stroked her w my glock and thru her in the lake but instead i told her 2 keep her non-pure bred away from stonecrusher because non-pure bred's are toxic to his master genetics and she called 911. no joke.
cops showed up when i was walking back home and his coat was nearly dry already except for his underbody. they said some lady said u were throwing your dog in the lake and making him swim then cursed at her. i was like uhh my dog weighs 125lbs, feel free to try to throw him anywhere he doesnt want to go, in fact lets walk by the creek and see if you can pull him from going towards water. he's the only breed of dogs that have webbed feet ffs.
he laughed and asked if i cursed at her and i told him exactly what i said. he laughed again and said sorry and gave stonecrusher a milk bone and left.
~daily cool story from bizarroland usa~
he's the only breed of dogs that have webbed feet ffs.