One sunday afternoon I was outside using the weed eater on the edge of the sidewalk. My wife was sweeping up behind me. Suddenly a cat ran right across my path and I hit the tail of the cat and I'll be damned if it didn't cut that cats tail right off.
I was like... ****. My wife grabbed the cat and the severed tail and demanded I take this cat to the vet.
It is Sunday. But I got in the car and drove around looking for a vet.
2 hours later I come home and hand the cat to my wife. She was like they put the tail back on? You found a vet on Sunday?
I was like no women, I took the cat to Walmart.
She was shocked. Walmart? What for?
I was like *****, it is the world's largest retailer.
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