VeteranXX Contributor
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Originally Posted by KittyCat
Juggs we haven't forgotten how disgusting and fat you are I doubt your really doing mobile field work lol
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nobody has forgotten Jason Kotz Serial Killer either. Go sperg somewhere else
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VeteranXX
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an old friend of mine is currently working on ~studies~ in IT/expensive "pen testing" cert at a nearby for-profit technical university
he is 33 and spends the food money his mother sent him on "cool tech ****" like vr goggles, hue lighting for the condo his mom forced his stepdad to give him, the latest flagship phones from samsung, etc.
anyway, last week he was excitedly showing me the latest additions to the contents of his 'go bag' -- this week, he was asking me to take him to the grocery store and "loan" $50 to him so he can eat
because individual events in my life set the rules for the whole world, i can't take the 'go bag' seriously. mr. zero cool has turned it into the equivalent of ra'shonda's scratched black 2005 escalade. who gonna pay yo beeos once u got dat bag?
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VeteranXX
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serial killer now?
but seriously juggs has went from lan centre, to scented candles to dell tech support and now has a redphone in his mansion that alerts him to grab his IT toolbelt complete with charging cables and save the mother ****ing day
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VeteranXX Contributor
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There are times when i have to just head out to a site. Its probably going to be in the boondocks of central FL in a super clean server room, but also could be a closet. When the hurricane came through, we had to keep random stuff for the high priority sites. Extra drives, mem, ps..just in case. Usually if the servers are hit that hard, there are way bigger problems at the site than the servers.
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VeteranXX
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so ur not fixing computers ur fixing servers
and by fixing we're talking about plugging in cables
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VeteranXX
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Juggs is delusional
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VeteranXX Contributor
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A server is a computer genius.
I do all level of repairs down to board level, though there is little to none of that in this job. Mostly its just R&R parts. Everything is under warranty so generally we let the man. techs handle stuff like motherboards, but everything else is all us..and by us i mean me. Generally i work on mostly blades, some rack mounts and we have a few older towers still out there, mostly doing specialized tasks
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Blind BitchXV Contributor
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do you think your kid is old enough to completely resent you yet?
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Well im not canadian...so i got that going for me
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VeteranXX
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code blue code blue need to replace a server blade stat
nurse pass me the cat5 I need to reroute the internet tubes to bypass the catastrophic layer 2
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Blind BitchXV Contributor
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i forgot my crimpers - ****
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Honestly Juggs, if you have to ask TW what you need in your tool bag to do your job, they hired the wrong guy.
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REEEEEEEEEEEXV
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GOD DAMNIT MEGHAN YOU FORGOT MY RUBBER GROMMETS THIS TOWER IS GONNA BLEED OUT
GIMME A MINUTE BEFORE I GO OUT THERE AND TALK TO THE FAMILY
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Blind BitchXV Contributor
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LOOK JOSH I DON'T GO TO YOUR JOB AND TELL YOU HOW TO SUCK DICK - JUST GET ME SOME ****ING CANNED AIR
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REEEEEEEEEEEXV
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misses juggs: how was work dear?
*juggs walks passed her to the freezer, grabs an ice cube. grabs the bottle of chivas regal. wipes the dust bunnies from his face, puts the ice cube down and just starts chugging from the bottle*
juggs: WE LOST 6 ****ING SERVERS, i can't keep going on with this, its too hard on me.
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REEEEEEEEEEEXV
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geeksquad has been calling me, they want me bad, but i told em' i fly solo, im a lone wolf.
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VeteranXX
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PUT DOWN THE SOLDERING IRON TIM IM AN IT FIELD TECHNICIAN NOT A BUTCHER. PASS ME THE USB FLASH DRIVE MARKED LINUX BEFORE WE RISK PERMANENT MEMORY DAMAGE
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REEEEEEEEEEEXV
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I can picture juggs walking into a server room (the sr) like a real grown up surgeon does using his back to push the doors open
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VeteranXX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blackpeople
I can picture juggs walking into a server room (the sr) like a real grown up surgeon does using his back to push the doors open
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lol at least the SR is well air conditioned
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