You're a good singer. Not my kind of music, but you're good, so not gonna hate. Repped.
King of the World: your pinnacle moment
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You're a good singer. Not my kind of music, but you're good, so not gonna hate. Repped.
one time this jap girl was riding me and i forgot her name so i called her the wrong name and she stopped, looked at me and said her name. so i say her name correctly and she nodded in approval and continued riding. that was p good.
one time in seoul, me and spicymchaggis were out at a bar drinkin and this smokin hot half japanese/half korean chick went behind the bar to pour a beer. i looked at haggis and was like "holy fuk shes hot" and he was like "ya but shes got braces" and she turned to him and says "YA I HAVE BRACES, SO THE FUCK WHAT?" and we wound up taking her out for drinks and after haggis went back to his apartment i banged her for like a week straight. shes coming to stay w me for 2 weeks next week, so im stoked for that.
i used to do a lot of cocaine, that basically makes every moment of your life feel like king of the world.
one time i went home from the bar at like 7 am with my roommates girlfriend (who i was fucking) and she started giving me a blowjob but i passed out so when i woke up she was gone but there was a plate of quesadillas sitting on my desk w a note saying she hopes i feel better and she'll come over again that night.
i choked sarcastick @ uva6, true story
one time in seoul, me and spicymchaggis were out at a bar drinkin and this smokin hot half japanese/half korean chick went behind the bar to pour a beer. i looked at haggis and was like "holy fuk shes hot" and he was like "ya but shes got braces" and she turned to him and says "YA I HAVE BRACES, SO THE FUCK WHAT?" and we wound up taking her out for drinks and after haggis went back to his apartment i banged her for like a week straight. shes coming to stay w me for 2 weeks next week, so im stoked for that.
i used to do a lot of cocaine, that basically makes every moment of your life feel like king of the world.
one time i went home from the bar at like 7 am with my roommates girlfriend (who i was fucking) and she started giving me a blowjob but i passed out so when i woke up she was gone but there was a plate of quesadillas sitting on my desk w a note saying she hopes i feel better and she'll come over again that night.
i choked sarcastick @ uva6, true story
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Stealing a running police car from outside a strip club, stripping it as we were running and then Dukes of Hazzard'ing it into my grandfather's pond.
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i was on a date and saw the most beautiful girl ever staring at me across the restaurant
i saw her leave. told my date i would be right back and ran out of the restaurant after the girl.
partied with her, her model friends (she is a model) and all these rich old ladies until late in the night. took her home and she didn't leave my apartment for 3 days. all we did was eat and fuk.
never saw her again
but those 3 days, killer
i dont know where i got the balls. i dont think i could do that again.
i saw her leave. told my date i would be right back and ran out of the restaurant after the girl.
partied with her, her model friends (she is a model) and all these rich old ladies until late in the night. took her home and she didn't leave my apartment for 3 days. all we did was eat and fuk.
never saw her again
but those 3 days, killer
i dont know where i got the balls. i dont think i could do that again.