this is a bid please post price thanks

pay me $2500 and then i sue you for sexual harassment

i'll pube swap if my inspector gives the ok

I'll give you tree fiddy cause I shave mine.

Now my cooter is cold.

no i will only accept isaac hayes pubes

go exhume

With or without installation?

trick question: isaac hayes pubes are like jon carpenter's the Thing

they have mind of their own: just attach to ur pubes and then ur sentience is over u r but a cycle in xenu's pube game

^^ some of this actually makes sense if you are on top of 80s movies and isaac hayes' former spiritual beliefs