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gim

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les here all them cool storys u guys have about wut evers it can true n fake idc k thx gg
 
i was at this late night bar last weekend and i was standin by two buddies when this cute blonde girl walked up and started starin me down.

i finished my sentence and asked her name. I couldnt understand her response so i leaned in and asked again. I asked a third time with my ear basically in her mouth and still couldnt understand her.

I notice she is holding a zywiec which is a polish beer and in a v polish part of town. I realize this is y i couldnt understand her name and said, 'oh, you're polish!'

she then grabbed the back of my head and yanked me towards her. we made out in the middle of the bar for a minute then she dragged me out the door by my sleeve.

im gonna hang out w polish chicks more often i think
 
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