VeteranXV
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http://dlisted.com/2014/08/12/dog-th...is-girlfriend/
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MMA fighter and alpha *******, War Machine (and yes, that***8217;s his legal name), is on the run from Las Vegas police after they issued a warrant on his ass for viciously beating and trying to **** his ex-girlfriend, porn star Christy Mack. Christy is laid up in the hospital with serious injuries and yesterday on Twitter she told the story along with pictures of her beat up face. Christy says that she broke up with War Machine months ago, but over the weekend he showed up to her house at 2 in the morning. When he found her with a friend, the roids in his veins boiled and he went ***8220;Ike Turner as the Hulk***8221; crazy. War Machine threw friend out of the house, ordered her to get naked, beat her repeatedly, cut off her hair with a dull knife and tried to **** her but couldn***8217;t get it up. Christy eventually got away and a neighbor drove her to the hospital. Christy has a broken jaw, nose, eye socket, missing teeth, a fractured rib and a ruptured liver. War Machine wet farted out some bull**** story on Twitter about how he was going to Christy***8217;s house to propose to her and ended up ***8220;fighting for his life.***8221; You can read the whole nightmare of a story here if you haven***8217;t already. (***8220;Nightmare? That***8217;s a love story!***8221; - Chris Brown) The Las Vegas police say they***8217;re actively searching for him and there***8217;s a $10,000 reward for his capture. And now Dog the Bounty Hunter and his glorious mullet of justice are getting into the game and coming for War Machine.
TMZ says that Dog somehow got a hold of War Machine and threatened to hunt him down if he doesn***8217;t turn himself over to police in the next 24 hours . Once the 24 hours is up, we all better hold onto something strong, because Dog***8217;s powerful mullet will whip up a wind storm when he goes running after that dried glob of smegma stuck to a pig***8217;s dick slit (no offense to dried globs of smegma stuck to a pig***8217;s dick slit).
Dog also let it be known on Twitter that he***8217;s going after War Machine, because he does have a reality show to sell, brah:
So a bounty hunter who goes by the name Dog is chasing after a lady-beating cage fighter who legally changed his name to War Machine? That entire scenario is sponsored by Monster energy drink and features outfits provided by Ed Hardy and a soundtrack by Seether.
Dog might be attention whoring and is tweeting those threats on the lanai of his Hawaiian home while sipping on a Mai Tai that***8217;s sitting on Beth Chapman***8217;s luscious chichis, but he***8217;s on to something. War Machine***8217;s capture should be on Dog the Bounty Hunter and his trial should be on Judge Judy. I was going to say that they should televise his prison sentence on pay-per-view, but he wouldn***8217;t make it to prison since Judge Judy would rip out his bones with her claws and use them to make herself a new judicial throne.
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Sour++ Contributor
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reply not new thread u ****ing retard
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Whiny BitchX Contributor
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This might be his most impotent bounty ever
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If anyone ever deserved to have their hair cut off with a dull knife its dog
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VeteranX
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Hopefully one of them is mortally wounded after killing the other one so the world will be a little better off in the end.
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Sour++ Contributor
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Originally Posted by DealyRrunk
If anyone ever deserved to have their hair cut off with a dull knife its dog
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yes
capturing criminals and being a family man are horrible traits and he should also be castrated
holy **** you're a tool
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VeteranXX
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YES!!!!!!
DOG!!!!!!!!!
**** all you haters man
dog is ****ing legit
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Originally Posted by lemon
yes
capturing criminals and being a family man are horrible traits and he should also be castrated
holy **** you're a tool
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all this and more can be done with less/better hair
why u white knight his hair and talk about his dick so much?
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VeteranXX
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dude what's wrong w/ his hair
i know one british reviewer said that dog and beth reminded her of 1980s WWF but that hair is just his hair man
it is part of him
and he is super sweet
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Sour++ Contributor
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Originally Posted by DealyRrunk
all this and more can be done with less/better hair
why u white knight his hair and talk about his dick so much?
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are u drunk
you're so ****ing annoying
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VeteranXX
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leave his ****ing hair alone you ****ing fag?
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VeteranXV
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And so it begins....
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Sour++ Contributor
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if he was black dealy wouldn't make fun of his hair
if he was mexican dealy wouldn't make fun of his hair
if he was asian dealy wouldn't make fun of his hair
"white" guy?
fair game
typical progressive demon-crat
tell the truth dealy u don't like him because he's religious
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The Real Spiderman++
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I hope this turns into an Oberyn vs the Mountain style battle where they both die and we all win.
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VeteranXV
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america is so god damn trashy
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Originally Posted by lemon
if he was black dealy wouldn't make fun of his hair
if he was mexican dealy wouldn't make fun of his hair
if he was asian dealy wouldn't make fun of his hair
"white" guy?
fair game
typical progressive demon-crat
tell the truth dealy u don't like him because he's religious
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Hes Native American brah, you don't know what you're talkin about
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VeteranXV
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it doesnt surprise me that a tw uk poster is loving this **** btw
tabloid loving weirdos
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VeteranXX
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Originally Posted by Veniggs
it doesnt surprise me that a tw uk poster is loving this **** btw
tabloid loving weirdos
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i just ****ing love dog okay? aint nothin wrong w/ that brah
go w/ christ
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