Tribes 1.41 Summer Tournament

btw i rack deadlift 505 for 3 rep today gg on a cut

if its for money im out

im not interested in some super tryhard all chain ski around and hide tourney

who honestly cares who wins

i guess if ur broke and are looking for $100 for rent this is one way

tao of wealth

i mean im just looking 2 make new tribe friends and log on sometimes and play an organized game and maybe help some ppl get better

if the ppl on my team are playing for money and not because they are having fun fuk em

mebe if money was involved the skill wuld come back to t1 unlike the current group of fuking noobies we have playing ROFL

like maverick?

i have a proposition

some1 should offer to admin the tourny

they get to set some basic rules and run the tourny

they should also double the buy in for this tourny

but when this thing eventually falls to shit they get 2 keep all the money

gfg the house always wins

opsayo said:

if its for money im out

im not interested in some super tryhard all chain ski around and hide tourney

who honestly cares who wins

i guess if ur broke and are looking for $100 for rent this is one way

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I could care less who wins. I care more about providing a reason to show up on the matchdates. 10$ is more commitment than nothing. Teams wont be stacked as subs are required to play. CG will be nerfed. This tourney is for fun, if 10$ is a big deal to you, dont play.

tribe full of queers now

$10 is reel_steep buyin

its not like ive been wasting money on a server or anything

ya no1 is gonna pay 2 play in this

put up a cash prize of ur own money

^

id put money on this failing if i was a gamblin man

I'd give $10, but not 2 this tourney

give me plasma, i give u $5

this tournament ded b4 started

fuck the plasma I am good with plasma but it is useless in LT. I said bring blaster with no nrg consumption then u have real game.

ya gr8 minds think alike

Dare said:

sharty is prolly tpk

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Nope...

opsayo said:

can u guys sign tpk up

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Once...

opsayo said:

i want tpk on my team

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Twice...

opsayo said:

sleepy just let tpk play dont be some egoism

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Three times...

Ok, I will appear like Candyman to ruin your day now.



This thread has been fucking hilarious to watch.

A tournament? You gotta be fucking kidding me. You guys can't even run a 10 man pickup game with any kind
of reasonable adult-like organization. ROFL

Back in the day we had 3x the organization in Tribes PU's with twice as many players when we were only 15 years old. LOL

Opsayo once told me that my leadership ability was a "strange thing to brag about" and now he can see the full entirety of his own stupidity. You guys don't even have any captains rofl... i.e. none of you can actually play Tribes.

Know why Natural was the best at Tribes CTF? Of course you don't lol.

Protip:

There is only one player on that entire list that would even have a chance against me.

On top of all that you want me to give my paypal information to some hardcore nexting, computer hacking, nerds that send me real life death threats? LOL

When I show you guys how to captain and win dis shit EZ-PZ, you'll just give me way way way more attention than I would ever want from a bunch of huge giant losers that think Tribes is real life.

You guys take this shit WAY too seriously. Tribes isn't even a video game anymore...

No thank you.

Nice server btw. It erases the fact that you are poisoning and destroying everything Tribes was at it's very root.

I'm too busy to do this now anyway. I'm on big epic adventure. Weeeee.

2good@tribes.com said:

id put money on this failing if i was a gamblin man

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LoL, I want to bet in the same pool pls. Lollllll...

insidious said:

tribe full of queers now

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ROFL

sharty said:

This is why Tribes is dead, and will remain that way. Because of no namers who show up after the game has been dead for multiple years, and actually claim to possess talent that does not exist.

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LOL

These guys cling to tweaking at ancient dead shit devoid of challenge while simultaneously claiming TPK can't "hang with the times" when I'm blowing the scoreboards into an oblivious eternity in 2013 video game Chivalry against people with actual gaming ability.

The ironic humor is fucking great.

Tribes was sacred and holy.

Now it's 4chan-esque creepy bullshit on an epic scale of nerddom that I can't respect.

In their twisted childish minds, it's a "victory" when they creep people out and make them leave Tribes.

This is the saddest Tribes Era that could ever possibly exist.

gim said:

im no captain.. im just a soldier

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You and everyone else here on this entire forum my friend... minus one...

The only difference is that you are cool and fun to hang out with, and most all of them are not.

You would have been my first pick soldier mighty Gimli son of Gloin.

True fact: If you have ever muted Gim, you are one of the giant festering douchebags I'm talking about.




I'll have to listen to "TPK sucks cus he always wins" for all eternity, which bores me to death. I thrive on real challenge and Winning so easily against talentless nobodies in Tribes bores me.

Or I'll have to listen to the "damn TPK getting trolled hard" while they simultaneously obsess over me for years talking about me while I'm gone.

Look at how many times they dropped my name in this thread. Makes you wonder how far the creepy really goes no?

Any semblance of mutual respect, joy, or fun that was in Tribes has been sucked out by the vacuous tards that infect the community.

Scuzzle said:

I grew up playing Tribes. Seeing it in the state it is in today makes me sad sometimes

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Dis shit made my eyes water.

Also made me realize how lucky I was.

I was there homeys... It was incredible fun the likes of which will never be seen again...

Scuzzle is a good dude and very intelligent.

And of course the usual scum come at him with all that "onos meltdown" generic boring ass troll BS. It's patheticly predictable.

Everything he said was true.

Best to forget TPK of undefeated fame bros. He is gone 4 real.

Good job. GG's.

If I ever play a video game, I'll play a video game, not some real life 4chan shit where awkward nerds like... enter my realm of existence and shit... fuck that...

You are unworthy.

I retire undefeated yet again.

If anyone was wondering how this tourney would have played out, just put my LT guide video on repeat. That shit is for real. It's hilarious how none of them ever want to admit it to themselves cus it hurts so bad. lol

OoOooohhh it hurts so good don't it?

You missed ur chance to get a piece of the pumpkin pie...

Find yourself some new super sexy hawtness to dream about at night and post about constantly, TPK is gone...

Yes, I just completely raped this entire thread. That's what TPK does.

From now on, I only exist in the dark corners of your imagination. Don't Candyman me ever again. I will eat ur fucking face.

tpk has taken your flag.