I dub thee, Sir Altimor...

Altimor, you are to be gifted with sword and shield.

You must hereby swear fealty and do homage to the crown of The Pumpkin King.

A knight is first and foremost a servant-and specifically a servant of the crown. The very word knight means servant.

To ever be a good knight and true,

The knight is on the side of good, that is, light, life, and love of his fellow man. The knight loves truth, as lies are a dis-service to the knight's fellow man, a denial of the love and service the knight owes to all, representing reality as it is to the best of his ability.

Reverent and generous,

Reverence is an act of love, showing love for one's fellows by not deriding their most deeply held beliefs, and love for the gift of life, in appreciating the grandeur of that gift. Generosity in spirit, in being willing to grant politeness to all, respect to rank, and consideration for the opinions of others, is just as important as generosity of possessions, the largesse that shows strength of character in the open handed nature of the giver. It is to give more than is expected in all things.

Shield of the weak,

It is the duty of a knight, and his privilege, to grant equity in human relationships through the application of his own effort. Where right is made by might, one's fellows are reduced to counters in a game of possessions. Where might protects right, giving the widow and orphan a voice to equal the strongest of us, then love has made us all the greater. Only the weak feel the need to control. The strong set us free. This is the greatest love.

Foremost in battle,

To be foremost in battle means that you hold your own life as little, but your love as all. Thus, the spirit triumphs over transient flesh and though the body die, the spirit is eternal.

Courteous at all times,

Politeness, Respect, and Reverence show care for the perceptions of other people, one's superiors, and the ultimate love that is what we champion.

Champion of the right and the good,

Anyone has some power to choose either light, goodness and love, or darkness, fear and the wrong. We choose to be champions, might standing up to hold for the positive, life-affirming stature of existence.

Thus you must swear your oath to your liege lord that you will defend the forces of light and good on the fields of chivalrous battle.

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You must swear your oath, send me your e-mail, and approve of my steam friendship to receive this special gift of knighthood...

Only then will I teach you the arts of war...

Swear to me young squire Altimor...

See yourself rise and be knighted...
 
altimor a sad story imo

has the ability to do cool things to improve tribes

chooses to crash servers instead

when did altimor last crash a server? i thought he had stopped... the kid is 14/15 so if he doesnt crash servers anymore people should just forgive the incident

also people here seem really entitled to his hires plug in thingy, yet none seem willing to implement his aim lag fix. it seems like a fair trade to me: server admins (after reviewing the code for themselves, of course) implement aim lag fix, altimor fixes hires thing.

btw altimor did you learn to ground shot yet
 
Altimor said:
let's see if I get tpk to buy me the shitty knight game everybody was playing last year

good job Altimor

shadoh210 said:
something stupid

or fuck him and ask someone else to make it properly, he is scum and his aim "lag fix" is scumware
 
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when did altimor last crash a server? i thought he had stopped... the kid is 14/15 so if he doesnt crash servers anymore people should just forgive the incident

also people here seem really entitled to his hires plug in thingy, yet none seem willing to implement his aim lag fix. it seems like a fair trade to me: server admins (after reviewing the code for themselves, of course) implement aim lag fix, altimor fixes hires thing.

btw altimor did you learn to ground shot yet

i duno if he's still crashing them it just seemed like a poor usage of his intellect

personally i dont feel entitled to anything, i offered Altimor ops in #hackington if he did the hires base textures properly but he got caught up in forcing the aim lag fix on Arghs, a server that has really never ran any community patches including lasthope etc

i would honestly pay money (if i had any) or return sexual favors for hires base textures though

or give aops in IRC if that's more appealing

plz plz mj :heart:
 
I hereby swear my knightly oath to uphold the forces of light and justice, as I swear my sword and fielty to the king of all pumpkins.
 
idk the reasons for lestat not patching his server sometimes, but he definitely does tinker around with the code and shit. altimor should just describe what aim lag and his fix are/do and les might add it in, you never know. he added the uber maps back after i begged him enough so its not laziness. also altimor should send his shit to Crow [OZ] (anni admin). he was interested in seeing the fix after i described it to him

i duno if he's still crashing them it just seemed like a poor usage of his intellect

yeah but the good news is it looks like he realized this. seriously, who here wasnt an insufferable douche when they were 15, raise your hand (most of us still are :))

btw groove i wasnt specifically calling you entitled. i just see a lot of people asking for altimor to fix his plugin when no one is interested in implementing the aim lag fix. so when i try to see it from his perspective there doesnt seem to be much incentive for working on a fix other than to satisfy a bunch of people who mostly seem to hate him
 
altimor a sad story imo

has the ability to do cool things to improve tribes

chooses to crash servers instead

when did altimor last crash a server? i thought he had stopped... the kid is 14/15 so if he doesnt crash servers anymore people should just forgive the incident

Altimor has sworn me his sword and fealty, and thus is now under the holy protection of The Pumpkin King.

Arise... young knight... as Sir Altimor...

All past transgressions and server crashings are all hereby stricken from the record due to his age and status of squire when such acts took place. So sayeth the king of Pumpkins...

Altimor is completely forgiven by everyone and he will be allowed the privilege of a truly fresh clean slate, and in return TPK gives his word to all that Altimor will never crash servers ever again in the future... lest he break his knightly oath and curse himself in the eyes of the gods...

This is the beginning of Altimor's career as a knight, let him forge his own path as a warrior, free from the blood stains of the past... Let only his actions from this point forward stand for who he is...

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Anyone that challenges my decree will face TPK in a trial of combat to decide the ruling on the matter.

My word is law.
 
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