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DETROIT, MICH. — Joseph Bruce, aka Violent J, founding member of the Insane Clown Posse, released a statement to fans Friday canceling further tour dates pending his recovery from skin cancer. Doctors say the cancer was caused by carcinogens in the oil-based “dark carnival” style face paint, which Bruce wore at home and for all public appearances.
Oncologist Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour said, “Sadly, the face paint not only caused the skin cancer but it also hid the tell-tale signs of growth before the tumor became deadly. Violent J is putting up a strong fight, but at this stage his chances of survival are slim.”
Over the course of a year, the survival rate for skin cancer that has progressed to this stage on the face is estimated at about 10 percent. “We’re hoping for a magical miracle,” said Michelle “Sugar Slam” Rapp, Bruce’s babies’ momma.
Shaggy 2 Dope, another member of the Insane Clown Posse rap group, stated “I’m switchin’ to mother****in’ safe face paints from now on. All you other juggalos out there, spray-paintin’ yourselves ‘n ****, y’all need to get real. Clown makeup ain’t no joke no more. Woop woop!”
Fans of the Insane Clown Posse were recently declared a gang by the FBI, and crimes by so-called “Juggalos” now carry extra sentences in some urban areas.
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Violent J of Insane Clown Posse diagnosed with skin cancer | The Internet Chronicle
date's a bit ofn
face paint, how does it work
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Came, Shat, & Conquered++
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I was always hoping those two ass-clowns got dick cancer in their throats.
I'll take this though.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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While it would be funny, it's also bull****.
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VeteranXX
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the kids said u should enjoy insane clown posse
i drew the line at kotton mouf kings
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Veteran++
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pour out some faygo boisssss
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VeteranXX Contributor
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I can't tell if Federererere posted this sarcastically or not.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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lol
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VeteranX
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Skin cancer is basically the least deadly type of cancer anyway.
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VeteranX Contributor
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I ****ing hate ICP and if everyone who ever enjoyed any of their songs were vaporized, society would lose no one of value
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VeteranXX
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I thought this was posted as a joke and wasn't real?
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VeteranXV
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Is that even a real news site?
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VeteranXX
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we can only hope that's real
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Sour++ Contributor
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why would you hope it's real
they've made a meaningful contribution to music and popular culture
sad how people find joy in others misfortune
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Originally Posted by Wowbagger
Skin cancer is basically the least deadly type of cancer anyway.
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You're thinking of a basal cell carcinoma.
Malignant melanoma is pretty darn deadly.
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Sour++ Contributor
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lol dudes these guys that make music I don't like are gonna die
hahahahaha
sucks to be them
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