first believable skysnipe post in a while
Originally Posted by HelenKeller
I buy the part where he screamed like a little girl and kept his little tootsies off the ground for the rest of the night.
Those reactions seemed like they were in character.
I also believe that he spent the night getting his balls fondled by hospital workers because he had a bad acid trip (i.e. subconscious desire for a homosexual encounter manifesting itself with the drugs acting as a beard).