I just look down now for some reason and see this big ass spider making it's way up my shirt about chest high



I screamed like a very small girl


shouldn't these ****ing things be out enjoying the spring instead of moving indoors?

no they are supposed to be terrorizing you

that gif's probably too good for this ****ty thread

One time I had an itch on my leg and when I went to look down and scratch it I saw a nice huge cock roach crawling up my leg.

I proceeded to scream like a girl and be disgusted for the rest of the night. I don't think I ever found the bastard either, he ran away and found a good hiding spot I guess. I was really paranoid about having my feet on the floor after that, I had to have them like resting on the wheels of my computer char or something.

Originally Posted by skysnipe

One time I had an itch on my leg and when I went to look down and scratch it I saw a nice huge cock

first believable skysnipe post in a while

i once had a tick crawling on my foot. i pissed on him to show him who was boss

paging mandarb

mandarb wont be available to comment right now because that WAS mandarb

Originally Posted by HelenKeller

first believable skysnipe post in a while

HAHA GOOD ONE BRO, YOU'RE SO EDGY AND FRESH WITH EVERYTHING YOU POST HAHA

i get spiders in my place every so often, but yesterday i was chilling outside on my patio with my neighbor and there was this nasty huge bright red spider with a big fat red ass sitting on the bag of coals that i didn't notice till i actually grabbed the bag. glanced at it, freaked out, threw the bag. we didn't even bother looking at the thing until after we freaked out and beat it with a branch, but that guy terrifying even as a smashed carcass. it looked like the spider that bit spiderman

****ing disgusting

Originally Posted by skysnipe

HAHA GOOD ONE BRO, YOU'RE SO EDGY AND FRESH WITH EVERYTHING YOU POST HAHA

he's devolving into arsin/ellen territory

Originally Posted by |V|

I just look down now for some reason and see this big ass spider making it's way up my shirt about chest high



I screamed like a very small girl


shouldn't these ****ing things be out enjoying the spring instead of moving indoors?

Originally Posted by Zopharoth

****

Originally Posted by HelenKeller

first believable skysnipe post in a while

I buy the part where he screamed like a little girl and kept his little tootsies off the ground for the rest of the night.

Those reactions seemed like they were in character.

I also believe that he spent the night getting his balls fondled by hospital workers because he had a bad acid trip (i.e. subconscious desire for a homosexual encounter manifesting itself with the drugs acting as a beard).

omfg. wtf is that
KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE