I like how he always points to the sky. Children in slavery in asia, AIDS and famine in Africa, record drought in Australia and New Zealand. . .but God was helping him make that touchdown. Thank you God.
Everyone knows that the Devil created AIDS and causes child slavery. God only does good things, like scoring touchdowns and helping grandma bake cookies. What? That doesn't make sense to you red man? Well, maybe you should stop frolicking with trees and find a fucking real god like the rest of us.