tebow is proof god exists

I like how he always points to the sky. Children in slavery in asia, AIDS and famine in Africa, record drought in Australia and New Zealand. . .but God was helping him make that touchdown. Thank you God.


Everyone knows that the Devil created AIDS and causes child slavery. God only does good things, like scoring touchdowns and helping grandma bake cookies. What? That doesn't make sense to you red man? Well, maybe you should stop frolicking with trees and find a fucking real god like the rest of us.
 
atheists are weak and whiny and they constantly have to tell me that they are atheists and don't believe in God and they hate that i do believe in God and they constantly have to stick their noses in everything to stop the religious from practicing their religions.

yeah, that's a nice run-on sentence, baby.
 
Tebow does not follow my rule.

When God gives you lemons, you
FIND A NEW GOD.

Spoiler
 
atheists are weak and whiny and they constantly have to tell me that they are atheists and don't believe in God and they hate that i do believe in God and they constantly have to stick their noses in everything to stop the religious from practicing their religions.

yeah, that's a nice run-on sentence, baby.

You didn't read a goddamn thing I wrote. Not a goddamn thing, goddamn you goddamit.
 
i read it. you think God doesn't exist because people suffer. you think tebow is an ass for praising God for giving him life so he can make touchdowns even though africans are starving. i heard ya, bro.
 
You ever think it's because we have random people trying to tell us how to live our lives and that we're "damned for all eternity"?

Atheists aren't protected under any kind of discrimination laws, to say that they're frowned upon by most of America is an understatement. Atheists just want to be left alone and not have to suffer through your retarded beliefs. But it's impossible for religious people to keep their beliefs to themselves and when we fight back we're "hateful and bigoted". Go hang out at a Church if you want to see real bigotry.

Not only is the atheist community the most hateful and bigoted group in America, they're the biggest false-victim group. Atheists don't "just want to be left alone." That may have been true in 1890. But today, atheists are more condescending and preachy than any other group by far.

Edit: Except for Paulites. They are much more preachy, though less condescending.
 
Not only is the atheist community the most hateful and bigoted group in America, they're the biggest false-victim group. Atheists don't "just want to be left alone." That may have been true in 1890. But today, atheists are more condescending and preachy than any other group by far.

Edit: Except for Paulites. They are much more preachy, though less condescending.

They've been getting burned at the stake for centuries. The least you could do is give them a couple of decades to bitch and moan. You owe them that much then you can call it even.
 
i read it. you think God doesn't exist because people suffer. you think tebow is an ass for praising God for giving him life so he can make touchdowns even though africans are starving. i heard ya, bro.

And Ryan Hall?
 
I like watching Tebow win because it pissess everyone off. The fact he beat the steelers makes it even better because I hate steelers fans.

He actually played pretty well today compared to how he normally plays
 
And Ryan Hall?

yes, you love ryan hall and you've learned to tolerate his being an ignorant christian because he doesn't practice thanking that God you hate after he wins, or at least he doesn't during a television broadcast. i get ya bro.
 
atheists are weak and whiny and they constantly have to tell me that they are atheists and don't believe in God and they hate that i do believe in God and they constantly have to stick their noses in everything to stop the religious from practicing their religions.

yeah, that's a nice run-on sentence, baby.
I don't see a problem with people standing up for what they believe in, or lack there-of.
 
This thread is all over the place

-I wonder if the reaction to Tebow would be different if he didn't rub his religion in everyone's face.
-Seems like a nice guy, and I respect his leadership skills
-He is not good at making traditional quarterback plays (atm, at least)
-The option is horrible NFL football to watch
-The irony quote is ridiculuous. You should really have some stats or something when you talk like that
-The onus of proving god's existence is on the religious, not the non-religious. I don't have to prove there's not an elephant in my trunk. This final bullet isn't needed, but I don't care
 
Not only is the atheist community the most hateful and bigoted group in America, they're the biggest false-victim group. Atheists don't "just want to be left alone." That may have been true in 1890. But today, atheists are more condescending and preachy than any other group by far.

Edit: Except for Paulites. They are much more preachy, though less condescending.

Well I'm glad you're just throwing all of us into one general group, fits the "if you're not Christian get fucked" doctrine very well.
 
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