you know how the sibling rivalry goes down, if you are all anal about the couch he probably sleeps on it just to piss you off!
my brother told me to **** off forever on Friday night, after he phoned and woke me up at 3am, desperate for a lift home from the middle of nowhere because he ****ed up and passed out drunk on his train home from London
because i had just woken up and was still in sleepy mode i told him i couldn't help, then he started shouting at me so i hung up
i couldn't go back to sleep anyway so turned my phone back on to get the '**** off forever' message, then spoke to him and said i'd come and get him but it turned out he'd already convinced a mutual friend to make the 2 hour drive
you brother sounds like a ****up but in my experience it is always the younger brothers fault