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nigafool
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221 - 07-08-2008, 10:58 AM
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Dont like the idea of them. Where I live, you dont need cash, period. There arent any stores that are cash only, the bars all run tabs.

I want a buffer between my money and the wide wide world of sports, so I use credit.
what the
 
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HeLLrAiSr
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222 - 07-08-2008, 11:07 AM
Fancy Cat 7-11 story:

After Fancy Cat was fuming as posted in his previous story he mentioned me driving him around to cool off. While this did happen, he left a few things out which I'd be happy to fill in.

In the car ride home from the house of 30 nonexistant women, FancyJoe was indeed fuming. He wanted to kill someone, and I wasn't really about to let that happen. The car had Fancy Cat, Akuma and the two girls that came to the club with us that night. They're also in pictures, shown here:



Fancy was in the front seat, akuma in the back with the two girls. I thought fancy was going to start bulging veins and turning a shade of green, but thankfully it didn't happen...he was REALLY upset at the notion of getting kicked out of the house where we were supposed to stay for a few reasons. He mentioned the money spent on beer, which Fc already mentioned before, the idea of people driving drunk (even though myself and ayz who drove akumas car were both sober by that point), and hearing the door slamming when we were pulling out. FC wasn't too happy about that.

Akuma was doing his best to calm FC down during the car ride, which was about 10 minutes long. Akuma and the 2 girls get out (after i told them absolutely not to dropping them off at their houses) at akumas aunts house where we all were staying, and FC stays in the car with me. I told him (or we both decided) it would be best to have him calm down instead of him walking into akumas aunts house in a fit of rage. I drove around to the nearest 7-11, which I had to search for because of the ****in fog off the ocean. That was fun.

We get to the 7-11 and this is one of the funniest parts of the trip for me. I'm about 6' myself and FC towers over me. We walk into the 7-11 and FC makes a b-line for the bottles of water, and the indian dude working the counter stares at him, then at me. All i say is "yeah he's...big" making a hand motion to show height with my hand above me. I ask FC if he wants anything and try to grab the **** and pay for it, he goes "WHAT THE **** ARE YOU KIDDING ME, YOURE NOT PAYING FOR ANYTHING" At this point I wasn't going to argue with him :p

So he goes up to the counter and asks for a pack of cigs and a lighter, and picks a white bic lighter and puts it on the counter. The indian guy, much to my chagrin says to FC "white is bad luck, shouldn't pick white."

I just look at him and think to myself FC looks at him and this is what follows:

FancyCat: White isn't a bad color, whites a good color. BLACK is a bad color.

Stupid: No black is good luck, white is bad luck you are wrong!

FancyCat: No you're black and you're bad luck. I hate you, you're dumb.

Stupid: I am black, I hate you too.

FancyCat: (as he walks out) I hope you die, you're the worst person I have ever met. You are black, sups.

Stupid: OK watch for car accident!

That ticked me off, but whatever. Afterwards Fancy was telling me how great of an idea it would be to tackle the girls refridgerator and break her appliances. I drove him back to Akumas aunts house, after he was all calmed down.
 
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223 - 07-08-2008, 11:08 AM
I don't carry cash just because I'm too lazy to go to the ATM.

This is an intesting thread. Neat stories. sounds like you all got out your checkbooks.
 
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Rambro
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224 - 07-08-2008, 11:11 AM
HR that is one of the most unfunny funny stories ive ever heard
 
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El Scorcho
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225 - 07-08-2008, 11:12 AM
you're bad luck
 
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HeLLrAiSr
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226 - 07-08-2008, 11:13 AM
It might have been a "you had to be there thing"
 
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fraggle
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227 - 07-08-2008, 11:13 AM
i'm broke i don't have cash or credit. pay my tab *****es.
 
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Chaol
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228 - 07-08-2008, 11:15 AM
I'm going to assume
Quote:
FancyCat: No you're black and you're bad luck. I hate you, you're dumb.
is verbatim and piss my pants laughing.
 
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Rambro
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229 - 07-08-2008, 11:17 AM
Im curious as to how many internet/terms were used

did any of the following get regular usage or talked about:

ROFL
LOLWUT
IRL
The Look
Beltbuckle
Kuryami
"I know shok"
Minedisk
Ski
5150
Troll
Flame
Lurk
sand in vag
P n B
******

be honest
 
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Excel
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230 - 07-08-2008, 11:20 AM
We mostly yelled "I am the last one!" and variations of the dwarf's "... and my Axe!" at each other in scot accents.
 
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HeLLrAiSr
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231 - 07-08-2008, 11:20 AM
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I'm going to assume

is verbatim and piss my pants laughing.
everything is word for word what he said, i was stone sober at that point
 
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ayz
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232 - 07-08-2008, 11:24 AM
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We mostly yelled "I am the last one!" and variations of the dwarf's "... and my Axe!" at each other in scot accents.
by we excel means himself, fc, and akuma
 
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Paladin-5
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233 - 07-08-2008, 11:25 AM
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i'm beginning to think this is all one big troll
 
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HeLLrAiSr
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234 - 07-08-2008, 11:26 AM
well you're an idiot
 
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Paladin-5
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235 - 07-08-2008, 11:36 AM
If all this true why would anyone hang out, let alone travel a considerable distance to hang out with him
 
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fraggle
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236 - 07-08-2008, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Paladin-5 View Post
If all this true why would anyone hang out, let alone travel a considerable distance to hang out with him
i asked that question so many times you don't even want to know.
 
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Obskure
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237 - 07-08-2008, 11:44 AM
i want to know
 
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Rambro
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238 - 07-08-2008, 11:45 AM
also fraggle cant u simply call akuma and ask him to reply.......any other day u cannot keep him off of this board....hell he even posts when hes not at a computer
 
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fraggle
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239 - 07-08-2008, 11:47 AM
i spoke to akuma on aim and he refused to reply. i can post the log if y'all want.
 
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9Millimeter
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240 - 07-08-2008, 11:48 AM
post it

you haven't held anything back so far

so why start now
 
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