And do you know why it's such a great morning? Because tonight..i will be backstage for Ratt and Poison.
ooooh yeah.
It isn't a good morning for me.
I've got a really steep driveway. When it rains and there are fallen leaves all over it traction can be a problem in car or on foot. It has rained for several days straight so I haven't had a dry opportunity to blow the leaves off.
Tuesday and Friday are garbage days. I only take the garbage out on Friday so naturally the garbage can is at its heaviest. I have one of those humongous garbage cans with big wheels they roll to the truck and let the hydraulic arms lift and dump.
So this morning I'm trying to pull a heavy garbage can on wheels up a steep, slippery incline, barefoot. I almost lost my footing and in the reflexive action of trying to regain my balance I thrust my right foot out and under the garbage can.
I haven't trimmed my toenails in quite some time. I've got maybe 3/16 excess length on my big toenail. That 3/16 was enough to snag on the bottom edge of the garbage can and while kicking my foot out I ripped back my toenail all the way to the root.
My toenail is now perpendicular to my toe and barely attached. I ran water over the nail bed immediately afterwards to clear out any bad shit from outside/under the garbage can and it hurt like a mother fucker. I don't want to move it, but I know I'm going to have to in order to put some kind of footwear on.
CLIFFS:
- Steep driveway gets slippery when wet + leaves.
- Almost lost balance, kicked right foot out to stabilize.
- My sloth like toe claw caught on the bottom of my garbage can and ripped back.
- No pics.