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181 - 07-13-2007, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by LogRoller View Post
if you'd like to munch on a cookie
try your wife's, as she'd love some nookie
just don't let your tongue
run over her bung
as mistakes go, it sure is a rookie
Your understanding of us is quite muddy
and I'll explain because you're a buddy:
for the sake of my pole
I'll lick her back hole -
but this week I'd find it quite bloody.
 
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Old
182 - 07-13-2007, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Bounty View Post
Your understanding of us is quite muddy
and I'll explain because you're a buddy:
for the sake of my pole
I'll lick her back hole -
but this week I'd find it quite bloody.
she's evacuating dead eggs?

could make her as gay as reggs

women on the rag

dont want a shag

oh what the **** lets call the feds ;<
 
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Old
183 - 07-13-2007, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Gangrel View Post
logs
rolling
sharts
there was a man who once rolled logs
it was his job, in rain or fog
he'd roll them right, he'd roll them left
he'd roll them till he was bereft
to home he'd go, all tired and beat
to sit on down and rest his feet
his wife would cook a giant steak
the lumberjack would then partake
but after eating all that beef
he'd clutch his abdomen in grief
"I think i have to fart" he'd say
his wife then knelt on down to pray
"oh lord above" she quietly said
"please help my hubby 'fore he's dead"
the lumberjack did bend on down
he felt some gas and so he frowned
he clutched his belly and he shook
it's lots of gas, be not mistook
the gas was painful, holy cow
some sweat had beaded 'cross his brow
the wife still prayed to end his pain
his face turned red and he did strain
and as his wife ended her chants
he cut a fart and shat his pants
 
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Old
184 - 07-13-2007, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Bounty View Post
Your understanding of us is quite muddy
and I'll explain because you're a buddy:
for the sake of my pole
I'll lick her back hole -
but this week I'd find it quite bloody.
 
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Old
185 - 07-13-2007, 08:38 PM
Al'Muktar, I can't help but think
that your rhythm might sort of stink.
To get the right trick
for a good Limerick,
I hope you will visit this link!
 
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Old
186 - 07-13-2007, 08:38 PM
this thread needs ben reed

what happened to the old boy anyway :0
 
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Old
187 - 07-13-2007, 08:40 PM
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Al'Muktar, I can't help but think
that your rhythm might sort of stink.
To get the right trick
for a good Limerick,
I hope you will visit this link!
oh dear my pal bounty

your poor brain must stink

its not that im british

my brain is just pink

I'm trained in the shakespeare

so my rythm is just

well I'm just english

so shakespeare I must
 
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Old
188 - 07-13-2007, 09:08 PM
twhof mimediately, this thread is awesome. logroller rocks.


1. the thing/person you hate - General Anarchy Forum
2. what you hate about it/them - ****ting dick nipples
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them - ban'd
4. one redeeming thing about it/them - regular nipples.
 
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Old
189 - 07-13-2007, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Gizmo View Post
twhof mimediately, this thread is awesome. logroller rocks.


1. the thing/person you hate - General Anarchy Forum
2. what you hate about it/them - ****ting dick nipples
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them - ban'd
4. one redeeming thing about it/them - regular nipples.
you missed out the obligatory reference to 'that one guy'
 
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Old
190 - 07-13-2007, 09:14 PM
hmmm?
 
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Old
191 - 07-13-2007, 09:15 PM
its a sekrat:x
 
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Old
192 - 07-13-2007, 09:18 PM
o ok then.
 
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Old
193 - 07-13-2007, 10:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LogRoller View Post
there was a man who once rolled logs
it was his job, in rain or fog
he'd roll them right, he'd roll them left
he'd roll them till he was bereft
to home he'd go, all tired and beat
to sit on down and rest his feet
his wife would cook a giant steak
the lumberjack would then partake
but after eating all that beef
he'd clutch his abdomen in grief
"I think i have to fart" he'd say
his wife then knelt on down to pray
"oh lord above" she quietly said
"please help my hubby 'fore he's dead"
the lumberjack did bend on down
he felt some gas and so he frowned
he clutched his belly and he shook
it's lots of gas, be not mistook
the gas was painful, holy cow
some sweat had beaded 'cross his brow
the wife still prayed to end his pain
his face turned red and he did strain
and as his wife ended her chants
he cut a fart and shat his pants
you really put some thought into that
im honored
 
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Old
194 - 07-13-2007, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by AkumA View Post
x girlfriend
hot
selfish
temper
potty mouth
insecure
jealous
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Originally Posted by AkumA View Post
x's name is shani (weird i know)

Sha-knee
okay, here goes

akuma used to date a girl
her name was shani don't you know
she had great **** and a sweet face
and mikey's cock she'd often blow
but she'd get mad and curse real loud
she'd call our pal a stupid ass
poor mike would sit and take it, though
for her he cared though she was crass
till finally one day she burst
and tore old mike a brand new hole
"you ass **** cock whore **** and ****"
"you ****stained cumdrenched blistered pole"
"i hate it when you do this thing"
"i hate it when you do that too"
"i hate you when you eat your food"
"i hate the way you **** me too"
"you ****ing ass, you piece of ****"
"i'll kill you in your ****ing sleep"
so mikey kicked her in the ****
till she was dead, and buried her deep
and as he filled her putrid grave
poor shani's eyes stared up at him
yeah sure, she's hot, but there's much more
than **** and ass and a tight quim
so if you're in new jersey pal
look up old mike, cause he's your mate
perhaps he'll show you shani's grave
right there under the interstate
 
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Old
195 - 07-13-2007, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Gangrel View Post
you really put some thought into that
im honored
well, you had to wait for a long time, so i gave it some extra juice.
 
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Old
196 - 07-13-2007, 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Al'Muktar View Post
you missed out the obligatory reference to 'that one guy'
You're a ****ing moron.
 
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Old
197 - 07-13-2007, 11:11 PM
if thats the juice

then whats the squeeze?
 
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Old
198 - 07-13-2007, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by LogRoller View Post
first there was mav, he's super fat
he's also emo and a brat
there's also avatar, that tub
he'd spread lard all over his grub
young gwokable has much to lose
where weight's concerned, this is old news
and gofishgrrl, that big fat whale
she'd hork down pizza by the bale
dr jonez could lose some weight
biking should help drive his fate
kahula is said to be plump
she sports a muffin top o'er her rump
fngrbang thinks he's not bulky
but mention it, and he gets sulky
yes all the tee dub fatties whine
they need to lose their bottom line
and though we love them, fat and all
a skinny man can best stand tall
oh the greatness.
 
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Old
199 - 07-13-2007, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by DDS View Post
1. Al Muk
2. that he lies about his age
3. everyone would see him for what he actually is
4. he gave me ecstasy
there's rumors that al muk loves allah
and drives round a chevy impala
he says he's a young guy
but we know that's a lie
so we killed him and made "muk marsala"
 
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Old
200 - 07-13-2007, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Eggi View Post
1. Mike's dad
2. He's dead.
3. get killed again.
4. He's dead.
i need more context on this one. if it is the family member of a person who posts here, i will decline to do it.
 
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