hickory dickery dock
the mouse ran up the clock
along came a spider
and sat down beside her
etc etc etc 'ock
im thinking of adding something 'under the moon' or stars in it
but overall i feel its my most masterful work to date
logs
rolling
sharts
If ne'er ye heard of the shart,
there is knowledge I wish to impart:
the thing you thought gas
escaping your ass
was actually SHIT, not a fart!
A cookie could be worth the walk
To the store that's just up the block
But walks make me sweat
So I'll just surf the 'net
For a porno that hardens my cock!