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LogRoller
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21 - 07-12-2007, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Lamb View Post
oh don't feel so bad. the ******s still love you.
 
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Kurayami
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22 - 07-12-2007, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by LogRoller View Post
in xanadu did kurayami
a stately pleasure dome decree
and as the people flocked forewith
he clapped his hands and laughed with glee
they strode on in, they hoped for fun
they looked around and stroked their cocks
and when the dome was full of flesh
he closed the door and clicked the locks
he ran along, so far away
to get inside his bunker yon
then pressed a button, squinting towards
the horizon, then they all were gone
so then young kurayami was alone
he finally could chill a bit
he sat back on his sofabed
and jacked off while he looked at ****
That was great, Loggy.

But you do realize that a Xanadu reference will go over the head of 99% of this forum, right? It's refreshing to have a couple of guys like you around.
 
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DrSupey
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23 - 07-12-2007, 11:52 PM
1. DrSupey
2. Better than RogLoller
3. Orange
4. Strawberry
 
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LogRoller
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24 - 07-12-2007, 11:54 PM
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That was great, Loggy.

But you do realize that a Xanadu reference will go over the head of 99% of this forum, right? It's refreshing to have a couple of guys like you around.
yeah, but thanks to wikipedia. everyone will soon know what it is.
 
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Uncle Slappy
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25 - 07-12-2007, 11:55 PM
1. Reggs
2. He larps, posts stupid mundane **** that happens to him, and can't spell
3. Death by foam sword
4. He hasn't been posting as much lately.]
 
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KnightMare
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26 - 07-12-2007, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Philipsz View Post
AJ sucks a lot of cock
TseTse blows around the clock
Knightmare takes it up the ass
Ratbert is a ****ing spaz
Monkey_b deserves to die
For Data I would bake a pie
I do not...........yet
 
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LGBR
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27 - 07-13-2007, 12:03 AM
1. UVA9
2. There isn't one.
3. Do one.
4. No risk of asphyxiation.
 
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LogRoller
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28 - 07-13-2007, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Chaol View Post
1. Belly-button lint
2. Lady-friends point it out as slovenly
3. Maybe I need to wear nylon from now on?
4. Great conversation piece
i often wonder if they think
that belly button lint does stink
well i myself do think it fine
when once aired out, it's like fine wine
i smear it on my fingertip
and comment "this one has some zip!"
but when i show it round the room
i start to get a sense of doom
the girls seem shocked and turn away
the guys all spit and call me gay
i pop it in my mouth and chew
and give them all a big "**** you"
 
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Chaol
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29 - 07-13-2007, 12:04 AM
I caught the Xanadu epic reference

...but there's no way to prove it
 
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LogRoller
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30 - 07-13-2007, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by SuperMulletXax View Post
1. Toilet bowl seats
2. never in the appropriate position
3. explode on contact with urine
4. keep you from falling in
whenever i must take a piss
i feel a particular bliss
when i fulfill my goal
of hitting the bowl
but that stupid big seat makes me miss
 
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Tribalbob
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31 - 07-13-2007, 12:07 AM
damn. kurayamis poem is pretty epic.
 
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LogRoller
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32 - 07-13-2007, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Chaol View Post
I caught the Xanadu epic reference

...but there's no way to prove it
it's okay, picking it up is its own reward.
 
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LogRoller
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33 - 07-13-2007, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by DrSupey View Post
1. DrSupey
2. Better than RogLoller
3. Orange
4. Strawberry
a haiku:

supey rocks on log
supe's clearly superior
but his cock is not
 
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Philipsz
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34 - 07-13-2007, 12:11 AM
Damn, I forgot 2 lines:

AJ sucks a lot of cock
TseTse blows around the clock
Knightmare takes it up the ass
Ratbert is a ****ing spaz
BadMoFo gives amazing head
I really wish Durak was dead
Monkey_b deserves to die
For Data I would bake a pie
 
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Ascoe
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35 - 07-13-2007, 12:11 AM
1. anger
2. leads to the dark side
3. blow up their death star
4. capes!

edit - this logroller thread does not have enough smilies.
 
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Vialls2
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36 - 07-13-2007, 12:12 AM
Very impressive. In honor of one of my favorite surrealists, George Melly, who just died

1. Jazz
2. Trout
3. Havana Cigar
4. Menage a trois

Get out of that one Salvidor
 
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LogRoller
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37 - 07-13-2007, 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Uncle Slappy View Post
1. Reggs
2. He larps, posts stupid mundane **** that happens to him, and can't spell
3. Death by foam sword
4. He hasn't been posting as much lately.]
there was a young ****** named reggs
when it came to brains, he was the dregs
and though he loved to larp
those foam swords can get sharp
for he slipped and cut off his own legs
 
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LogRoller
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38 - 07-13-2007, 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by LGBR View Post
1. UVA9
2. There isn't one.
3. Do one.
4. No risk of asphyxiation.
this year i hit the marriot
i hoped to find my bygone friends
alas i found my geek pals not
for uvalan's at its end
there were no drinks or mayhem there
security was fast asleep
there was no *****ing about chairs
instead of chokes, there's not a peep
i hung my head and shed a tear
and walked away feeling dejected
i'd have to hope again next year
that bounty's cock would be erected
 
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Son of Mothra
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39 - 07-13-2007, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by LogRoller View Post
in xanadu did kurayami
a stately pleasure dome decree
And now i love you logroller
perfect

Edit: To kura and log, i believe Coleridge is part of standard english curriculum these days, i remember reading Kubla Khan and Fears in Solitude among others, in sophmore year of HS i believe
And it's tough for a poem to be obscure when there's a Rush song dedicated to it
 
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Last edited by Son of Mothra; 07-13-2007 at 12:26 AM.
LogRoller
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40 - 07-13-2007, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Vialls2 View Post
Very impressive. In honor of one of my favorite surrealists, George Melly, who just died

1. Jazz
2. Trout
3. Havana Cigar
4. Menage a trois

Get out of that one Salvidor
tough one, but i'm up for a challenge.

i sat upon my pile of fish
and tried to wash my runny dish
when i heard a trumpet
tween the legs of a strumpet
"a cigar's a cigar" said that *****

strained rhyme and weak. i may try again later.
 
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