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LogRoller
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1 - 07-12-2007, 10:25 PM
unless that's not what you want, in which case, go porkhole your mom.

anyway, here's the request format - tell me the following:

1. the thing/person you hate
2. what you hate about it/them
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them
4. one redeeming thing about it/them

and i will attempt to write an epic poem (limerick, haiku, other) to reflect your innermost feelings.

either that, or i will return your flames in kind.

or maybe i will ignore them.

it's hard to tell.
 
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Finski
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2 - 07-12-2007, 10:27 PM
1. Joe Buck
2. He's using up all my air
3. I hope he gets Lupus and dies
4. He's got a face like a bastard rat.
 
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Dough
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3 - 07-12-2007, 10:27 PM
will you do it for something I love ?
 
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j00d
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4 - 07-12-2007, 10:28 PM
scrotum bumps banner ads
 
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LogRoller
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5 - 07-12-2007, 10:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dough View Post
will you do it for something I love ?
i'll think about it.
 
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Dough
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6 - 07-12-2007, 10:28 PM
1. working early
2. having to wake up at 5am
3. for us not to open till noon so there is no early shift
4. you get off earlier
 
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Le Sean
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7 - 07-12-2007, 10:29 PM
i hate my broken louis vuitton wallet
I hate shopping in general and probably wont replace it either
 
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Kurayami
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8 - 07-12-2007, 10:32 PM
1: Everything/Everyone
2: Everything
3: Everyone die/the world blows up
4: ****
 
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LogRoller
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9 - 07-12-2007, 10:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Finski View Post
1. Joe Buck
2. He's using up all my air
3. I hope he gets Lupus and dies
4. He's got a face like a bastard rat.
there was a young man from missouri
he loved to call games in a hurry
but this guy named joe buck
was a queer sort of duck
in his spare time he dressed like a furry
 
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Philipsz
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10 - 07-12-2007, 10:33 PM
AJ sucks a lot of cock
TseTse blows around the clock
Knightmare takes it up the ass
Ratbert is a ****ing spaz
Monkey_b deserves to die
For Data I would bake a pie
 
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Tribalbob
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11 - 07-12-2007, 10:34 PM
1. Myself
2. Spineless and weak.
3. Work up the nerve to just end it all
4. Apparently i'm fairly charming.
 
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Lamb
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12 - 07-12-2007, 10:36 PM
1. ******s
2. Took my job/****ed my wife
3. Gallows/poisoned KFC
4. Cotton/huge cocks
 
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Chaol
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13 - 07-12-2007, 10:37 PM
1. Belly-button lint
2. Lady-friends point it out as slovenly
3. Maybe I need to wear nylon from now on?
4. Great conversation piece
 
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LogRoller
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14 - 07-12-2007, 10:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dough View Post
1. working early
2. having to wake up at 5am
3. for us not to open till noon so there is no early shift
4. you get off earlier
to get him to open his eyes
was an extremely evasive prize
this silly young jerk
would not get up for work
despite all, this dough would not rise
 
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LogRoller
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15 - 07-12-2007, 10:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurayami View Post
1: Everything/Everyone
2: Everything
3: Everyone die/the world blows up
4: ****
in xanadu did kurayami
a stately pleasure dome decree
and as the people flocked forewith
he clapped his hands and laughed with glee
they strode on in, they hoped for fun
they looked around and stroked their cocks
and when the dome was full of flesh
he closed the door and clicked the locks
he ran along, so far away
to get inside his bunker yon
then pressed a button, squinting towards
the horizon, then they all were gone
so then young kurayami was alone
he finally could chill a bit
he sat back on his sofabed
and jacked off while he looked at ****
 
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SuperMulletXax
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16 - 07-12-2007, 10:45 PM
1. Toilet bowl seats
2. never in the appropriate position
3. explode on contact with urine
4. keep you from falling in
 
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LogRoller
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17 - 07-12-2007, 10:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tribalbob View Post
1. Myself
2. Spineless and weak.
3. Work up the nerve to just end it all
4. Apparently i'm fairly charming.
a haiku:

bob's self loathing sucks
too hard on himself he is
yet, still unemployed
 
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LogRoller
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18 - 07-12-2007, 10:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lamb View Post
1. ******s
2. Took my job/****ed my wife
3. Gallows/poisoned KFC
4. Cotton/huge cocks
there was a young member named lamb
and to tee dub he came in a jam
he thought it an oasis
to be stupid and rasis
but instead that **** ended up banned
 
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Lamb
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19 - 07-12-2007, 10:49 PM
 
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LogRoller
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20 - 07-12-2007, 10:50 PM
okay, taking a short break to quaff prescription painkillers.
 
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