A funny anti-pirate story

So there I was, traveling around in lonetrek, and putting stuff on the market. I jump into Mara, and see crimson 1 (from Lotka Volterra) in a Drake pirating a newb on the Litiura gate.

As soon as the system loads l see his scramble message. So I sit there cloaked for a few secs while the sentries warm up on his shields. When he starts flashing for me, I uncloak, lock, scramble, web, nos, activate blasters, engage drones, and laugh my ass off as his T2 fitted Drake goes down in flames.

I was in a taranis. And collected 16m worth of loot. Too bad the sentries got the fucking mail Hopefully he will be a good sport and send it to me.

WTF is he doing in lonetrek? His alliance is slowly losing space and he's off pirating newbs. Brilliant guy.

that's awesome

I wouldn't count on getting the killmail. LV pilots usually won't do that because LV never loses. You won purely by abusing game mechanics (sentries).

i took a look at the lv killboard

yea i won't be doing that again

wow, they really don't post losses, do they.

What a bunch of choads.

One of the best excuses I've heard so far is 'Oh, it was a <<insert ship type here>> so it's not a big deal'.

T2/Faction Ravens, command ships and HACs are all apparently no big deal.

I have about 100 solo LV kills between my 2 characters and only half of them show up on their kb.

Coincidentally, most of the humiliating ones (eg. Maller defeats t2 harbinger + thorax simultaneously) do show up so I'm not too bothered :3

well, he sent me the mail. It is posted here:

EvE Animal Control Killboard - Kill details

Looks like just his tank was t2 fitted. Luckily for me most of it survived