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Alright, so my boss made me move to another store for my job, that was like a week ago. I started talking to this girl,she cute but she want me to make a major lifestyle change. SHe wants me to quit smokeing while she smoked forever and still smokes the ganja. Shes hott, wtf should i do, and...

For all you guys that play, today i bought a special edition surpreme Gibson SG, it has 57 humbucker pick-ups that are gold plated, and gold plated grover keys. its got a wicked paint job. Its listed at 3000 bucks but my dads friend hooked me up for a mere 1000 bucks. Fuckin sweet :D...

i live in KC, i have front row season tickets, GO CHIEFS, i might go to the super bowl and shit

The drink with the balls it it, good shit, to bad they suck and dont make it anymore :\

A bunch of shiate muslims rallied in bagdad yesterday demanding the US to leave the country. I heard that the us soldiers started blasting metallica, drowning pool, followed by 24 hours of barney songs all throughout the capital. I dunno about you guys, but 24 hours of barney music would make...

http://www.oliversgalleries.com/tgp/heather/2/323702/images/heather_rocky/images/13.jpg o yes, mail order bride plz

anyone ever been to the peppercorn duck club?

Ya, it was easter, but who cares. I woke up at 1pm. called a few friends over, and proceeded to smoke a lot of weed and watch Jackass: The Movie. Just wondering what you guys did for 420...

From what my lazy ass TV watching dad said, Dirk Lance either left or got kicked out of Incubus. The dood from the Roots is now there new base player. What a bunch of shit.... :mecry:

What is the difference between unloading a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can use a pitchfork on the babys... How do you keep a baby from falling down a garbage disposal? Stick a javalin through its throat... Whats pink, bubbly, and spins around? A...

Ok, my girlfriend wants to try it, i am sooo totally against it. There are so many things that can go wrong. I dont want her to poop on me or I pull out and there is a peice of corn on my tallywacker. Thoughts?

They fucking rocked. The girl is nails. The rest of the band just fucking rocked it out. I reccommend seeing them.

Dear Penis, I dont think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor, Dear Penis, I dont think I like you anymore. It used to be you and me a paper towel and a dirty magazine, Thats all we needed to get by. Now it seems things have changed and I think...

1. Irish Car Bomb 2. Long Island Just seeing what you guys like, maybe get some new ideas.

One hell of a drink.... For all those who dont know, and irish car bomb is a half pint of guinness. then you take shot glass and fill it 3/4 the way up with jamesons irish wiskey, then fill the rest up with baileys irish cream. next you "drop" the shot glass into the pint and slam the whole...

So I went to the local titty bar with friends from work for my birthday. I saw shit i thought id never see in real life. Hot neked girls eating each other out on stage. Then this girl got up on stage and i thought i recognized her. She came over and sat on my lap and i was like, hey i know...

Im sitting in marketing class with my friend. My teacher is a devil incarnate. When she walks, her ankle clicks on every step she takes. Shes totally senile and can't stop calling us "Folks" Shes forcing us to go to this DECA thing at the mall. Someone release me from this hell

gotten pissed off at you for taking a piss after sex? Mine bitches all the time, she gets pissed and thinks i dont like her anymore. Its totally mandatory that i piss after i bust a nut. Anyone else get this?

I work at a restraunt and im cooking tonight. I have to close the kitchen which means i work from 5 till about 1, so i miss new years, fuck my job :\

K, pot is ruling my best friends life, heres story. I took him to my next door neighbors house to get high for my birthday. That was in january, now the kid cant stop. He smokes at least twice a day. He comes to school high, goes to work high, goes to bed high. He asks me for money at least...