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I just spent a small fortune in an inpatient mental facility for a few months. Turns out I have extreme OCPD. Kinda makes sense.

naw look here gunna do the triple suplex on this sumbitch aint world war tree nigga I was balls deep in the bbc candy... ain't nothin these... primal folks just tryin to play nice together, like gentle folk do block my ports, invade my airports? nuttin but a thing... they jus being fellas...

He is going into surgery today. Don't really care if you hope or pray to anything. I don't subscribe to most of those things. But this is for our tribalwar brother. GL friendgot :) come back to us safe.

when I want to hear lords of acid/sit on acid the first thing I think about is Citrix GoToMeeting... I guess fuck me in the rear and citrix are interchangeable so that is fine. gj with the ads

Point1: OFFICIAL is a really silly looking word.. fuck that word. Rant On: If you fucking email and/or text me without an affirmative decision.. FUCK YOU! Hang on, bbiab, brb, just a sec... no motherfucker you started the conversation so finish it. Now if I come at you and you say "busy"...

the fuck kind of name is that? its like captcha rape

unlike a lot of holiday brews... this one is pecans and peach hints... doesn't taste like a fucking Christmas tree... i give it 4/5 Killjoys

can i like marry this bitch or not?

horseback riding in Santa Catarina

So I got to see Depeche Mode at Cynthia Woods Houston last night, was highly highly awesome. Beat the traffic and ended up with front row lawn... was a last minute decision since my better half wasn't supposed to be here. I give it a 8/10. They played pretty much everything I wanted to hear...

If you are in a situation where you are fending off bringing a boat in, here are the 3 things not to do: 1) don't reach for the dock when it is 2 feet beyond your reach 2) don't fall in the water like a retard 3) once falling in said water do not, under any condition, forget that there are tons...

sup man wait I don't think I did this right

what should we do today?

I bought it from a white person.. so not sure its real its in the oven... am I good for a few hours here so I can take a nap? Does it re-heat? I also have chicken pot pies as blackup... but they take like an hour

Facts: 16 sounds like Rasputina evidence: royals nlcIKh6sBtc lock me up

"Republican lawmakers passed a bill that would give Texas some of the nation's most restrictive abortion laws and force most of its clinics to close, leading Democrats to promise a fight over the contentious measure in the courts and at the ballot box." "At an open-air flea market on the Texas...