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bowl of blood 10-05-2017 10:22 PM

just got back from patient first w/ a kidney infection
 
dear god,
why are you doing this to my dick

Brasstax 10-05-2017 10:25 PM

Maybe it's AIDS?

bowl of blood 10-05-2017 10:36 PM

i am a straight trans man do not cisplain to me

my dick is a cheddar-filled chorizo and my scrot is two pool balls stapled inside a chicken skin

Brasstax 10-05-2017 10:42 PM

God damn dude. That sucks balls. Good luck with that **** and the antibiotics.

Have you tried snaking that ****er with a throttle cable from a motorcycle or some ****?

bowl of blood 10-05-2017 10:46 PM

my dick is too long it would only get halfway

coombz 10-05-2017 10:50 PM

dang gws bro

Fool 10-05-2017 10:52 PM

Bowel of blood

SuperTrap 10-05-2017 10:53 PM

dude, wipe your ass front to back, not back to front

Plasmatic 10-05-2017 10:55 PM

Yeah. Don't forget to hone that **** out once in a while too.

Brasstax 10-05-2017 11:04 PM

If you pour a lime pixie stick up there in the morning it keeps that **** clean and chicks dig it. Also - stick a pop rock in the end.

PS - My thread said "Post your infractions". Not infections. ;)

Plasmatic 10-06-2017 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nash (Post 17985165)
Infected.


havax 10-06-2017 01:26 AM

just buy a pack of these babies and run one through the shaft a few times every day. that's what I do.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....L._SL1500_.jpg

Brasstax 10-06-2017 04:28 AM

Helps you piss deep, bro.

TechnoDonut 10-06-2017 06:53 AM

You have pyelonephritis? Interesting. Do you have a kidney stone? I don't think I've ever seen pyelo in an otherwise healthy male.

ArakAtak 10-06-2017 07:00 AM

you get that **** from sticking your dick into peoples poopers and not pissing the eye clean afterwards

you should probably stop the gay anal sex

bowl of blood 10-06-2017 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TechnoDonut (Post 18838269)
You have pyelonephritis? Interesting. Do you have a kidney stone? I don't think I've ever seen pyelo in an otherwise healthy male.

yes and no... although i could have a stone, they didn't check yet. no kidney pain tho, just helldick. going back in this afternoon

this morning pissing is back down to a 5/10 pain from 10/10 last night, tho i am also on my third tylenol 3

i asked the doctor how I might've got it and they were like lol idk

bowl of blood 10-06-2017 08:44 AM

only thing I can guess is that i had takeout indian wednesday night

Elvis Hitler 10-06-2017 09:13 AM

It's cancer.

BeLiaL 10-06-2017 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TechnoDonut (Post 18838269)
You have pyelonephritis? Interesting. Do you have a kidney stone? I don't think I've ever seen pyelo in an otherwise healthy male.

you're pretty early in your career; give it time

buize 10-06-2017 09:49 AM

yea you prob have some anatomic defect provoked by a lifetime of unhealthiness

enjoy the next 30 years of your life filled with urologists, dick exams, cystoscopies, recurrent infections, nephrostomies, and dialysis


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