WTF
I just look down now for some reason and see this big ass spider making it's way up my shirt about chest high
I screamed like a very small girl shouldn't these ****ing things be out enjoying the spring instead of moving indoors? |
no they are supposed to be terrorizing you
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that gif's probably too good for this ****ty thread
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One time I had an itch on my leg and when I went to look down and scratch it I saw a nice huge cock roach crawling up my leg.
I proceeded to scream like a girl and be disgusted for the rest of the night. I don't think I ever found the bastard either, he ran away and found a good hiding spot I guess. I was really paranoid about having my feet on the floor after that, I had to have them like resting on the wheels of my computer char or something. |
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i once had a tick crawling on my foot. i pissed on him to show him who was boss
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paging mandarb
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mandarb wont be available to comment right now because that WAS mandarb
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i get spiders in my place every so often, but yesterday i was chilling outside on my patio with my neighbor and there was this nasty huge bright red spider with a big fat red ass sitting on the bag of coals that i didn't notice till i actually grabbed the bag. glanced at it, freaked out, threw the bag. we didn't even bother looking at the thing until after we freaked out and beat it with a branch, but that guy terrifying even as a smashed carcass. it looked like the spider that bit spiderman
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****ing disgusting
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Those reactions seemed like they were in character. I also believe that he spent the night getting his balls fondled by hospital workers because he had a bad acid trip (i.e. subconscious desire for a homosexual encounter manifesting itself with the drugs acting as a beard). |
omfg. wtf is that
KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE |
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