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MadBoFo 03-24-2012 14:40

[official tribalwar history lesson] Vanster had a homosexual encounter with Moker
 
[SO] a long time ago, when I first started posting here and met moker and before I really even knew vanster, moker and I spoke briefly on the topic of "vanster" because I asked him

"why the **** does this dude hate you so much?"

He wouldn't really tell me the whole story, and never did, what he did mention that vanster "smelled like ****" and his house was filthy and also "smelled like ****" and it became very obvious that there was a lot of hatred between the two, something had happened between them....

Anyone who was on the site at the time had to of seen the hatred between the two, unless you're retarded, which a great many of you are, I dont hold those sorts of things against people. It resulted in two "camps" being formed really, and the conflict still rages to this day, I think it's got quite a lot to do with the troll war between myself and several other posters on this forum, although I really doubt they know why they are on their given "sides"

I asked moker a bunch of different times what happened between the two that caused all the animosity and never really got a straight (lol see what I did there) answer out of him. the story as I understand it goes something like this:

1) moker and vanster were pals at some point back in the day.
2) moker went to hang out with vanster at his house in whereeverthe****helives and from what I gather he stayed with him for a couple days
???) "Something" happened (which resulted in moker using the insult "stinky" to refer to vanster, something that really makes poor vannie upset for some reason)
profit) moker and vanster hated each other ever since

I don't think hated is a strong enough word really....maybe despised, wanted to murder, destroy, and so on...you get the idea, mortal enemy type ****.

In fact vanster hated moker so much, that he hates me because I was mokers pal to this very day (I'm sure he'll say something about '**** posting' but that doesn't explain the level of angst, sorry dude). He's also fabricated stories about moker hosting child porn on dc++, etc etc and repeated it so often that people have started to accept it as an actual event

I personally don't care why moker and vanster hated each other, but the fact that this topic was always avoided by both parties and there's so much "emotion" there, there's no other conceivable explanation I can think of other than a homosexual encounter gone awry. Being a closet ****** would explain failed marriages, and complaining about how he can't find a woman, etc....kind of hard to keep a woman satisfied when you're day dreaming about dicks I guess

This is an opportunity to heal, to be brave and tell us vannie-pooh...tell us a story about how you got ****ed in the ass by moker and **** all over his dick and that's why he called you stinky and you hated his guts?

It's okay to be a homo dude, there's plenty of them on this site, and they are all accepted for their choices(whatever) in life, don't be scared, let the healing begin

the balls are in your court, or mouth (which is most likely infinitely more suitable)

:sunny:

this of course is all theory and could be completely wrong, maybe Lavan will come along and correct me, but I have a feeling I've just hit the nail on the head-giver



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Spxnge 03-24-2012 14:42

did not read lol

spockhammer 03-24-2012 14:42

tl dr vanster is gay wat else is new

TW_Dagger 03-24-2012 14:43

Moker got the dutch oven.

Mr Jimmy Pop 03-24-2012 14:44

read, do not care

MadBoFo 03-24-2012 14:52

I would just like to hear the real story to be honest, I've always wondered what transpired and I didn't really think anyone else would care except me and my little vannypooh

absent 03-24-2012 14:59

You were never a sensible poster. You've always ****posted. Your current meltdown is simply the culmination of a decade of effort.

buize 03-24-2012 14:59

tl;dr

MadBoFo 03-24-2012 15:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by absent (Post 17090460)
You were never a sensible poster. You've always ****posted. Your current meltdown is simply the culmination of a decade of effort.

almost sig-worthy

jonb 03-24-2012 15:08

http://i.imgur.com/pvoug.jpg

SirBatesAlot 03-24-2012 15:13

I read about half of it and then saw how much was left and stopped.

Rustie 03-24-2012 15:14

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...4107273291.jpg

Al'Muktar 03-24-2012 15:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by absent (Post 17090460)
You were never a sensible poster. You've always ****posted. Your current meltdown is simply the culmination of a decade of effort.

please please please lets have him kill himself

Paladin-5 03-24-2012 16:00

when does moker get released from prison?

TeckMan 03-24-2012 16:13

i dont like vanster so i rly like this thread plz tell us more mofo

Boomerman 03-24-2012 16:27

Moker and Vanster butt****ing is not what I would call a pleasant mental image.

Al'Muktar 03-24-2012 16:29

yeah, I've seen vans ass

it not pretty

Milk-Man 03-24-2012 16:30

I feel like an encounter happened, but it wasn't between the two of them.

GreyGhost 03-24-2012 16:31

Obibun level rage achieved, proceed to next level.

MadBoFo 03-24-2012 16:34

there's no rage here bro, only love and healing, vanster needs to get this off his chest in order to let the healing begin


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