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psc777 04-01-2011 01:34

Woot off. Bag o Crap, Crap!
 
You know, the typically uncouth scramble for Bags O***8217; Crap demeans us all (if it***8217;s even possible to demean someone who either sells or buys something called a Bag O***8217; Crap). It***8217;s frustrating for consumers, taxing for our servers ***8211; and does nothing to distribute Bags O***8217; Crap according to the diligence or merit of the customer.

So today we***8217;re trying something new. Make sure you***8217;re logged in. Click the ***8220;I WANT ONE***8221; button. That will usher you into the world of Crapshoot, America***8217;s slowest-throwing Flash game sensation. You***8217;ll assume the role of a trusty freight snail and deliver Bags O***8217; Crap to everyone who wants one, until you die. Weep not for the snails. They***8217;re bred to deliver crap. It***8217;s all they know. It***8217;s all they love.

Each level of the game has a certain number of Bags O***8217; Crap allotted to it. When the Level 1 bags are sold out, we***8217;ll move on to Level 2, and so on. You have to complete that level of the game in order to buy a Bag O***8217; Crap. If you fall short, you***8217;ll have to start again at the beginning. It***8217;ll go on like that through Level 10, when all the Bags O***8217; Crap will be sold out.

And you thought we couldn***8217;t make this Bag O***8217; Crap thing any more infuriating! Crappy April Fool***8217;s Day, suckers!

April fools, suckers, its impossible

www.woot.com

Pengo 04-01-2011 01:49

i might actually waste some money on this this time.

Exodus 04-01-2011 01:50

http://poststuff2.entensity.net/0330...hp?pic=90s.jpg

Bughead 04-01-2011 01:52

Why do people buy that anyway? Is there a chance at getting an exceptionally good item (pay $3 get a $500 item) lottery style or is it just the curiosity/fun of not knowing what you'll get?

Zanthious 04-01-2011 01:55

someone here got a flat panel tv like 40+ inch i recall

Pengo 04-01-2011 01:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bughead (Post 16314703)
Why do people buy that anyway? Is there a chance at getting an exceptionally good item (pay $3 get a $500 item) lottery style or is it just the curiosity/fun of not knowing what you'll get?

yeah, and theres a decent chance of getting stuff worth $10-15, like a fan.
theres also a decent chance of getting **** like rubber bands and plastic army men :shrug:

Dennis 04-01-2011 02:00

The service is unavailable. I'm guessing it's an April fools prank for people to keep trying.


My last BoC a few months ago sucked but I regifted a couple items out of it.

Pengo 04-01-2011 02:10

i was getting the unavailable too, now it wont load at all

Odio 04-01-2011 02:21

I remember when we actually looked forward to woot offs. ****ing jews, ruining everything they touch,.

Pride 04-01-2011 04:32

Got one. Done playing that ******* game.

Yaason 04-01-2011 04:34

gay. i played for the last hour and a half and i kept getting hit by double obstacles. i hate woot now.

Pride 04-01-2011 04:38

Yeah, the double ones kept pissing me off. Eventually I just gave up on shooting the targets and concentrated on dodging.

Pengo 04-01-2011 05:11

Until a bit ago the game wouldn't even load. But now, spent more time than I should have playing but kept getting the double obstacles on level 1 and 2, unavoidable death. Once got to level 3 and once to level 4...

thatkidbyron 04-01-2011 05:36

finally ****ing got it ****.... took me an hour

Technetium 04-01-2011 05:36

a) dont shoot targets

b) turn sound off

c) move behind obstacle right after it passes, and don't move until another obstacle shows up that you have to dodge, repeat

d) pour bag of rep in my mouth

NoGodForMe 04-01-2011 05:37

Probably piss off more people than it's worth. Interesting, but I don't have time today.

DV 04-01-2011 05:41

And with that... I'm done with the ****ing internet for the day.

[MD5]Hash 04-01-2011 05:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Technetium (Post 16314967)
d) pour bag of crap in my mouth

Fixed that there for ya, buddy.

thatkidbyron 04-01-2011 05:51

i think it's easier when the game goes slower... i had a bunch of other flash **** in the background that slowed down my game... only thing that helped me not get so frustrated was listening to good music with my headphones

Pengo 04-01-2011 05:59

easier? the game is easy as hell. except when it throws out literally impossible to dodge obstacles at the same spot in both paths.


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