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LogRoller 07-13-2007 14:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Code4 (Post 11827929)
wtf loggy where's mine?

i'll get to it. my testicles hurt, i'm on the phone, and it's all distracting me.

in fact, i will work on it right now. there are a few others i've missed as well.

sheeptaur 07-13-2007 14:36

1. fat people
2. they smell
3. eat a salad
4. they are funny to watch when they walk down hills.

LogRoller 07-13-2007 14:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Code4 (Post 11826809)
1. Poems
2. Everything
3. be outlawed
4. when they are over.

when it comes to writing a poem
there are those who do and don't know'em
and then there's code4
that inveterate whore
if he hates them all this oughtta show'im

Code4 07-13-2007 14:43

:clap: I hate it and love it at the same time

LogRoller 07-13-2007 14:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xcursion (Post 11825677)
1. JuggerNaught.
2. complete moron.
3. his mobile home to explode due to lack of working air conditioner
4. He makes every other man look to attractive to women when he's around.

Spoiler

there was an old fat man named juggs
who was clearly on all sorts of drugs
like a lamb to the slaughter
he cried "aids in our water!"
but the water supply's got no bugs

Bounty 07-13-2007 14:48

I like this thread. Here is my request:
1. Poor grammar and spelling.

2. In this digital age, especially with the advent of spellchecking in any text field as provided by Firefox, there is truly no excuse for the excessive amount of common spelling errors that plague these boards every day.

3. I would like people to be whisked away 10 or 20 years into the future so that they may observe the glorious career in fast food cuisine that awaits, should they not change their ways.

4. If they don't change their ways, it will at least be nice to know that someone will be there to grill my Whopper.

Surge 07-13-2007 14:50

1. ant mele
2. has brown elbows
3. die in a fire
4. smells like flowers

k GO

JackBlack 07-13-2007 14:52

1. Gooks
2. Bad drivers
3. Napalm
4. Mr. Miyagi

Rilke 07-13-2007 14:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11826783)
haiku and limericks are poems. this thread is epic. the poems are in this thread. therefore, the poems within this thread are epic. qed.

when you make your own thread offering to write poems for everyone, you can do whatever you like, you big whiner.


Indeed, the poems in this thread are epic, but they are not epic poems.

Xcursion 07-13-2007 15:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11828009)
there was an old fat man named juggs
who was clearly on all sorts of drugs
like a lamb to the slaughter
he cried "aids in our water!"
but the water supply's got no bugs

I thought it was going to be a long one. I still like it though.

Bounty 07-13-2007 15:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xcursion (Post 11828075)
I thought it was going to be a long one. I still like it though.

[obligatory]That's what she said.[/obligatory]

LogRoller 07-13-2007 15:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by sheeptaur (Post 11827949)
1. fat people
2. they smell
3. eat a salad
4. they are funny to watch when they walk down hills.

first there was mav, he's super fat
he's also emo and a brat
there's also avatar, that tub
he'd spread lard all over his grub
young gwokable has much to lose
where weight's concerned, this is old news
and gofishgrrl, that big fat whale
she'd hork down pizza by the bale
dr jonez could lose some weight
biking should help drive his fate
kahula is said to be plump
she sports a muffin top o'er her rump
fngrbang thinks he's not bulky
but mention it, and he gets sulky
yes all the tee dub fatties whine
they need to lose their bottom line
and though we love them, fat and all
a skinny man can best stand tall

LogRoller 07-13-2007 15:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xcursion (Post 11828075)
I thought it was going to be a long one. I still like it though.

i started a long one, but there are not too many words that rhyme with "missle" and "conditioner".

LogRoller 07-13-2007 15:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bounty (Post 11828025)
I like this thread. Here is my request:
1. Poor grammar and spelling.

2. In this digital age, especially with the advent of spellchecking in any text field as provided by Firefox, there is truly no excuse for the excessive amount of common spelling errors that plague these boards every day.

3. I would like people to be whisked away 10 or 20 years into the future so that they may observe the glorious career in fast food cuisine that awaits, should they not change their ways.

4. If they don't change their ways, it will at least be nice to know that someone will be there to grill my Whopper.

when ppl use grammar so bad
it maeks bounty super big mad
he smash and he shout
and he sit there to pout
me think that he might be on pad

LogRoller 07-13-2007 15:20

okay, i don't want to pat myself on the back or anything
Spoiler
but i'm laughing pretty hard at that one. :lol:

Diablo Escobar 07-13-2007 15:21

has anyone mentioned Stu Scott yet and his stupid ****ing glass eye and ****ty pseudo-ebonics catchphrases

LogRoller 07-13-2007 15:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surge (Post 11828033)
1. ant mele
2. has brown elbows
3. die in a fire
4. smells like flowers

k GO

wtf is ant mele? i googled it but can't figure it out.

LogRoller 07-13-2007 15:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by JackBlack (Post 11828039)
1. Gooks
2. Bad drivers
3. Napalm
4. Mr. Miyagi

it took quite a bit of persuasion
to get me to write about asians
yes they cook very well
but as drivers they smell
and their testes are the size of raisins

LogRoller 07-13-2007 15:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkstrand (Post 11825850)
1. the feel of cotton
2. the wierd sensation on my finger tips
3. to not be so dry
4. it makes for good clothes

so darkstrand loves the feel of cotton
all other clothes he thinks are rotten
but all he wears are panties
a fashion vigilante
now his image will n'er be forgotten

LogRoller 07-13-2007 15:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bomba (Post 11825812)
1. the thing/person you hate
2. what you hate about it/them
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them
4. one redeeming thing about it/them

1)ame
2)deception
3)mental clarity
4)very moral

i don't know what this is either.


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