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LogRoller 07-13-2007 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrogNettle (Post 11825690)
1.Reality
2.Won't just disappear
3.Disappear
4.Allows for pleasurable stimulation of the genitals

frognettle hates that which is real
for his heart there was nothing could heal
till he found old tee dub
and his penis he'd rub
its forums gave him new ways to feel

LogRoller 07-13-2007 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xcursion (Post 11825707)
Only if it's a poem I enjoy.

accepted. this might take a few minutes (edit: or HOURS because i am falling alsleep). i need the inspirado. too much source material.

FrogNettle 07-13-2007 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11825713)
frognettle hates that which is real
for his heart there was nothing could heal
till he found old tee dub
and his penis he'd rub
its forums gave him new ways to feel

you make me all warm inside :heart:

LogRoller 07-13-2007 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vialls2 (Post 11825562)
That Loggy is one clever guy
His rhyming is cutting and wry
Just request a sonnet
and he'll jump right on it
With a meter to make us all cry

btw, thanks for this. :sunny:

Data 07-13-2007 01:01 AM

There once was a chap named Loggy,
Wrote poems quite lyrically foggy.
He started a thread,
And much to our dread,
Carried on 'til the pages were soggy.

Bomba 07-13-2007 01:14 AM

1. the thing/person you hate
2. what you hate about it/them
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them
4. one redeeming thing about it/them

1)ame
2)deception
3)mental clarity
4)very moral

Rilke 07-13-2007 01:26 AM

limericks and haiku are not 'epic poems'. Epic Poems are (generally) extended narrative poems that celebrate heroism.

Data 07-13-2007 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rilke (Post 11825844)
limericks and haiku are not 'epic poems'. Epic Poems are (generally) extended narrative poems that celebrate heroism.

OK Poem Nazi.

Are you seriously fagging out about our poems? The ****?

Darkstrand 07-13-2007 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11824895)
unless that's not what you want, in which case, go porkhole your mom.

anyway, here's the request format - tell me the following:

1. the thing/person you hate
2. what you hate about it/them
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them
4. one redeeming thing about it/them

and i will attempt to write an epic poem (limerick, haiku, other) to reflect your innermost feelings.

either that, or i will return your flames in kind.

or maybe i will ignore them.

it's hard to tell.

1. the feel of cotton
2. the wierd sensation on my finger tips
3. to not be so dry
4. it makes for good clothes

LogRoller 07-13-2007 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rilke (Post 11825844)
limericks and haiku are not 'epic poems'. Epic Poems are (generally) extended narrative poems that celebrate heroism.

haiku and limericks are poems. this thread is epic. the poems are in this thread. therefore, the poems within this thread are epic. qed.

when you make your own thread offering to write poems for everyone, you can do whatever you like, you big whiner.

ayz 07-13-2007 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11824895)
1. the thing/person you hate: logroller
2. what you hate about it/them: he's old
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them: lose his hair
4. one redeeming thing about it/them: he's old


ayz 07-13-2007 10:06 AM

logroller wrote me

a haiku, but i wanted

a myspace profile

Code4 07-13-2007 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11824895)

1. the thing/person you hate
2. what you hate about it/them
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them
4. one redeeming thing about it/them

1. Poems
2. Everything
3. be outlawed
4. when they are over.

LogRoller 07-13-2007 10:11 AM

ayz you fag, i can't quote that. now i have to copy and paste.

ayz 07-13-2007 10:21 AM

i'm sorry

Philipsz 07-13-2007 10:23 AM

Oh, cool. I just realized that I misread the thread title.

LogRoller 07-13-2007 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ayz
1. the thing/person you hate: logroller
2. what you hate about it/them: he's old
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them: lose his hair
4. one redeeming thing about it/them: he's old

poem for ayz about me:

so log got out of bed one day
his hair had started turning grey
his poor old bones did creak and crack
he *****ed and whined and held his back
his old moptop was getting thinner
he eats boiled things a lot for dinner
despite it all, he still was glad
for getting old is not so sad
he's haunted by time's ticking clock
but he doesn't have small asian cock

Evil Light Bulb 07-13-2007 10:37 AM

1. levee
2. taught me to weep and moan :(
3. become useless, let the waters subside
4. also brought death and destruction upon my enemies

LogRoller 07-13-2007 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Light Bulb (Post 11826962)
1. levee
2. taught me to weep and moan :(
3. become useless, let the waters subside
4. also brought death and destruction upon my enemies

If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break,
If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break,
When The Levee Breaks I'll have no place to stay.

Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan,
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan,
Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home,
Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well.

Don't it make you feel bad
When you're tryin' to find your way home,
You don't know which way to go?
If you're goin' down South
They got no work to do,
If you're going NORTH to Chicago.

Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.

All last night sat on the levee and moaned,
All last night sat on the levee and moaned,
Thinkin' about my baby and my happy home.
Going, going to Chicago.. Going to Chicago.. Sorry but I can't take you..
Going down.. going down now.. going down...

Spoiler

Code4 07-13-2007 01:34 PM

wtf loggy where's mine?


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