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TheGrudge 07-13-2007 10:25 PM

1. People who use too many coupons
2. They care so god damn much about their .20 off that they act like you just shot their new born baby or some ****.
3. I want to stuff a wad of coupons down their throat to make them choke.
4. I guess they are saving money.

Al'Muktar 07-13-2007 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11830293)
there's rumors that al muk loves allah
and drives round a chevy impala
he says he's a young guy
but we know that's a lie
so we killed him and made "muk marsala"

we dont have chevys, we have LAND ROVERS :domotwak:

LogRoller 07-13-2007 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al'Muktar (Post 11829146)
oh damn you

1. Working with ****s who want to make a zombie film
2. Its 18 hours a day for 3 weeks and the scripts are always stupid
3. I hope they all fail and have to go work on some insipid gay porno film
4. The girls are generally hot

i'm haikuing this one:

i work long hours
zombie chicks eat actor's brains
they should eat my cock

LogRoller 07-13-2007 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGrudge (Post 11830320)
1. People who use too many coupons
2. They care so god damn much about their .20 off that they act like you just shot their new born baby or some ****.
3. I want to stuff a wad of coupons down their throat to make them choke.
4. I guess they are saving money.

a shopper thought that it'd be nifty
to use a coupon and be thrifty
but when she complained
she got thoroughly brained
and it wasn't just one, it was fifty

Al'Muktar 07-13-2007 10:28 PM

:heart: but the zombie film was written and directed by the ****s who are on my course

the chicks were hot though, but I still lost 3 weeks worth of 18 hour days for nothing

I want an EPIC!!!1111

TheGrudge 07-13-2007 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11830338)
a shopper thought that it'd be nifty
to use a coupon and be thrifty
but when she complained
she got thoroughly brained
and it wasn't just one, it was fifty

nice

LogRoller 07-13-2007 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al'Muktar (Post 11830340)
:heart: but the zombie film was written and directed by the ****s who are on my course

the chicks were hot though, but I still lost 3 weeks worth of 18 hour days for nothing

I want an EPIC!!!1111


i'm losing steam here man. give me an easier topic or something.

Al'Muktar 07-13-2007 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11830345)
i'm losing steam here man. give me an easier topic or something.

I work with idiots from private schools

they like to make silly films/write silly film scripts about spooooky ****

I hope they all die

but the girls are hot

(and they're posh bastards)

LogRoller 07-13-2007 10:32 PM

that's the same god damn topic al'muktar.

Al'Muktar 07-13-2007 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11830359)
that's the same god damn topic al'muktar.

okay I'll write you a story ;[

one year, lil mukky had to work out how to record sound in an underground high-angle artillery position (filled with crack pipes and used needles) because some feller on his course wanted to make a film about vampires. Muk had to buy/force a budget revision in order to get **** loads of pillows to dampen the echoes.

The candles for the 'lighting ambience' (sic) set fire to muk's hair. Muk was mad.

Muk had to go reshoot the whole ****ing thing again because the **** of a director forgot to take the right-sized wide-angle lens for the shots he wanted

and then the next year, muk turned up to the 'class' meeting 5 minutes late because of a late bus, and had to work with the same director again to make a zombie film

the little bastards spend 500 on actors they found over myspace and made muk work 3 weeks of 18 hour days

and then they gave me a bad peer assessment ;[

LogRoller 07-13-2007 10:47 PM

okay, here we go:

it was well known that muk loved to whine
of his colleagues he'd say "they're all swine!"
"the directors all sucked!"
"the location was ****ed!"
and yet somehow it all turned out fine

Al'Muktar 07-13-2007 10:50 PM

I call liberal bias :[

but :heart: all the same ;)

LogRoller 07-13-2007 10:51 PM

:sunny:


Spoiler

Al'Muktar 07-13-2007 10:53 PM

I agree, but you are a fag enabler

with your 'poetry and that'

might as well be FRENCH

LogRoller 07-13-2007 10:54 PM

okay, i think i am all caught up.

unless someone bumps this tomorrow, i'm declaring victory.

Al'Muktar 07-13-2007 10:56 PM

voulez vous coucher avec moi?

AI PAPI

see what I did there?

I combined two languages, whilst being intellectual and slutty at the same time

LogRoller 07-13-2007 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo (Post 11829783)
twhof mimediately, this thread is awesome. logroller rocks.


1. the thing/person you hate - General Anarchy Forum
2. what you hate about it/them - ****ting dick nipples
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them - ban'd
4. one redeeming thing about it/them - regular nipples.

forgot this one. quoting for later.

nolt 07-13-2007 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11825447)
there's one thing they say about poodles
of intelligence, they totally have oodles
but these puffy young pups
should all get lined up
and have an axe whacked in their noodles

thats bull**** i want my money back

mrcheesy 07-13-2007 11:36 PM

very impressive

triple 07-13-2007 11:39 PM

1) pedestrians
2) they're in the way
3) get whats coming to them
4) they die easily


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