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LogRoller 07-12-2007 10:25 PM

in this thread, i will write poems about things that you hate
 
unless that's not what you want, in which case, go porkhole your mom.

anyway, here's the request format - tell me the following:

1. the thing/person you hate
2. what you hate about it/them
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them
4. one redeeming thing about it/them

and i will attempt to write an epic poem (limerick, haiku, other) to reflect your innermost feelings.

either that, or i will return your flames in kind.

or maybe i will ignore them.

it's hard to tell.

Finski 07-12-2007 10:27 PM

1. Joe Buck
2. He's using up all my air
3. I hope he gets Lupus and dies
4. He's got a face like a bastard rat.

Dough 07-12-2007 10:27 PM

will you do it for something I love ?

j00d 07-12-2007 10:28 PM

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LogRoller 07-12-2007 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dough (Post 11824903)
will you do it for something I love ?

i'll think about it.

Dough 07-12-2007 10:28 PM

1. working early
2. having to wake up at 5am
3. for us not to open till noon so there is no early shift
4. you get off earlier

Le Sean 07-12-2007 10:29 PM

i hate my broken louis vuitton wallet
I hate shopping in general and probably wont replace it either

Kurayami 07-12-2007 10:32 PM

1: Everything/Everyone
2: Everything
3: Everyone die/the world blows up
4: ****

LogRoller 07-12-2007 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Finski (Post 11824902)
1. Joe Buck
2. He's using up all my air
3. I hope he gets Lupus and dies
4. He's got a face like a bastard rat.

there was a young man from missouri
he loved to call games in a hurry
but this guy named joe buck
was a queer sort of duck
in his spare time he dressed like a furry

Philipsz 07-12-2007 10:33 PM

AJ sucks a lot of cock
TseTse blows around the clock
Knightmare takes it up the ass
Ratbert is a ****ing spaz
Monkey_b deserves to die
For Data I would bake a pie

Tribalbob 07-12-2007 10:34 PM

1. Myself
2. Spineless and weak.
3. Work up the nerve to just end it all
4. Apparently i'm fairly charming.

Lamb 07-12-2007 10:36 PM

1. ******s
2. Took my job/****ed my wife
3. Gallows/poisoned KFC
4. Cotton/huge cocks

Chaol 07-12-2007 10:37 PM

1. Belly-button lint
2. Lady-friends point it out as slovenly
3. Maybe I need to wear nylon from now on?
4. Great conversation piece

LogRoller 07-12-2007 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dough (Post 11824907)
1. working early
2. having to wake up at 5am
3. for us not to open till noon so there is no early shift
4. you get off earlier

to get him to open his eyes
was an extremely evasive prize
this silly young jerk
would not get up for work
despite all, this dough would not rise

LogRoller 07-12-2007 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kurayami (Post 11824925)
1: Everything/Everyone
2: Everything
3: Everyone die/the world blows up
4: ****

in xanadu did kurayami
a stately pleasure dome decree
and as the people flocked forewith
he clapped his hands and laughed with glee
they strode on in, they hoped for fun
they looked around and stroked their cocks
and when the dome was full of flesh
he closed the door and clicked the locks
he ran along, so far away
to get inside his bunker yon
then pressed a button, squinting towards
the horizon, then they all were gone
so then young kurayami was alone
he finally could chill a bit
he sat back on his sofabed
and jacked off while he looked at ****

SuperMulletXax 07-12-2007 10:45 PM

1. Toilet bowl seats
2. never in the appropriate position
3. explode on contact with urine
4. keep you from falling in

LogRoller 07-12-2007 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tribalbob (Post 11824935)
1. Myself
2. Spineless and weak.
3. Work up the nerve to just end it all
4. Apparently i'm fairly charming.

a haiku:

bob's self loathing sucks
too hard on himself he is
yet, still unemployed

LogRoller 07-12-2007 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamb (Post 11824943)
1. ******s
2. Took my job/****ed my wife
3. Gallows/poisoned KFC
4. Cotton/huge cocks

there was a young member named lamb
and to tee dub he came in a jam
he thought it an oasis
to be stupid and rasis
but instead that **** ended up banned

Lamb 07-12-2007 10:49 PM

:(

LogRoller 07-12-2007 10:50 PM

okay, taking a short break to quaff prescription painkillers.


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